30 years later I'm back with 8th grade sweetheart

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  1. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    cliffs..

    dudes trying to get a 30 yr reunion
    i acquire about a girl
    girl happens to be recently divorced
    go on date
    kick boyfriend to the curb
    now we cant seem to get enough of each other


    bizarro world
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I want to go down on newborn babies
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    so hot
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    whens your next date with the hot chick?
     
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    my high school sweetheart is 58 yrs. old and a widow with no kids.
    or so i hear.
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Her friend gets in to town tonight for a fucking 11 day visit :what:

    So she'll be scarce for a while
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    My mom went on some dates with people she went to high school with and one guy picked his teeth with a matchbook and took apart his food and put the stuff he didn't like right on the table.

    HI BEAR!
     
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    Going to my 30th reunion in June!
     
  9. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ Gold

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    hi Bob
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    There's an Asian massage parlor that opened next door to the bar where the bank used to be!
     
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    I think my high school sweetheart is trying to date me. :facepalm:
     
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    Awwwwwwwwww! Congratulations xyster! That's sweet! :uwub:
     
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    missed my 40th 2 yrs ago.
    Mrs. Bear has her 40th this yr.
    but i doubt we will make Jersey this year.
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    well the credit goes to the guy who put the whole thing together

    our first night was good but the sex wasnt.nervous,awkward,tired,etc
    had 2nd thoughts

    but we both reported back to him and kind found out what the other was thinking
     
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    good thing we moved.
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    thx ec
     
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    Dave Well-Known Member

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    That's bad?
     
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    I wonder if my mom had sex with the guy who picked his teeth with a matchbook...
     
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    It seems pretty gross, like you could go over there after you're good and drunk from the bar.
     
  20. Babs

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    The last one I went to was 10th. It should be interesting.