$300 Bucks An Hour And My Lawyer Has Me...

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  1. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour

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    Run down the street to buy him a Salami sammich. It's all good, I've known him for 40 years he's a goddamned jew bastard though and this proves it.
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    what do you need this atty for?
     
  3. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour

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    Discrimination for a medical condition
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    halitosis?
     
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  5. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour

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    How'd you guess ? Gump you're a goddamned genius
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Good luck! People should never discriminate a bad comb over.
     
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  7. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    Hebrew National kosher salami, with horseradish mustard on some nice hard semolina bread for lunch sounds sweet. :yes:
     
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  8. Mr. Potato Head

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    ^^Has a $300/hour lawyer that he runs to buy sandwiches for, but can't afford $5/month.


    :cwl:
     
  9. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Maybe you should do the lawyerin' while he runs down and gets a sandwich.
     
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  10. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour

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    Didn't realize my sub expired
     
  11. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    doesn't salami have pork in it? :dontknow:
     
  12. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    I hope he paid for your sandwich
     
  13. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    It's just my @Schmoopy impersonation. :shucks:
     
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  14. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    :echick:
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Shy bladder?
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    maybe he's black, I think that's a medical condition now.
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Michael Jackson cured that.
     
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    What deli is open so early in the morning, Rod?
     
  19. Anfkid

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    Local Italian Deli by me opens at 7. They make all the breakfast sammiches and hero's.
     
  20. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Vitalago.