Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by pfchongs, Jul 15, 2013.
Oh Jesus Howard shut up
I play a bit of golf, and I have a titliest D2 with a modified stiff graphite shaft.( yeah yeah)... point being, 300 yards is about all i can get...
No way the pelican hit a ball 300 yards with that half swing... 300 feet, perhaps, unless he was on top of a mountain.
of course he can... it's all that testosterone coursing through his veins
The PGA Tour average is around 280 yards obviously they are going for more control but even still did Howard make a claim he hits the ball 300 yards yet he needs to hold Ronnie's hand walking about on AGT's stage or he might fall over
Perhaps you're not aware that the man you are questioning can flat bench press 90 ......that's right - 90 lbs.....
300 yards is a breeze for an athlete of that character....
It's not that hard if you have a favorable strong wind...he probably left that part out.
Yes. He forgot to mention the hurricane force winds.
Or if you are on the moon.
I figured he probably was "told" he shot 200 feet, then rounded up to 300 feet then switched the feet to yards.
all the while, he actually shot 80 feet after 50 swings.
In 1994, Pyongyang media reported that Kim Jong-il shot an amazing 11 holes-in-one to achieve an unprecedented 38-under-par game on a regulation 18-hole golf course - on his first try at golf.
The makers were in 90 yards, to be honest. No other explanation.
He must have using the same tape measure he uses to show beth his 8" penis.
i'm always wary of rounded up numbers, but conceptually, what a fag