33-year-old Oregon man gets 45 days in jail for light saber attack

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  1. Magnificent Mr. Hole

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    http://www.myfoxtricities.com/news/...ail-ban-by-toys-r-us-20120130,0,1134592.story

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    Force isn't with him: 'Star Wars' fan gets 45 days in jail, ban by Toys R Us


    PORTLAND—
    A "Star Wars" fan felt the full force of the law Monday when he was sentenced to 45 days jail for assaulting three people with a pair of "light sabers" at a Portland Toys R Us store last month, The Oregonian reported.

    Police were forced to use a Taser on 33-year-old David Allen Canterbury during the Dec. 14 incident after he kept swinging the toy weapons at them as they tried to arrest him.

    He even managed to deflect a wire from the Taser away with the fictional weapon from the "Star Wars" films.

    Canterbury told Multnomah County Circuit Court Judge Kenneth Walker that he was seeking mental health treatment as he pleaded no contest to fourth-degree assault and resisting arrest charges on Monday.

    Walker -- who dismissed charges of interfering with a police officer, theft and disorderly conduct -- also sentenced Canterbury to two years probation and ordered him to undergo a mental-health evaluation.

    Canterbury has been banned from Toys R Us stores.
     
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    I got nothing
     
  3. Gomez

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    seems friendly
     
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    Gary isnt the only retard in Oregon...
     
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  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Sweet!
     
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    We covered this before.

    The judge is obviously a Sith Lord holding this young Jedi back in his training. :emperor:
     
  8. PI Nate

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    Shit, Gary! maybe Im slow also...:doh:
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I had a feeling that's what you for shooting for :jj:


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    oh, there's the other one
     
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    maybe he's really luke skywalker
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :jj: whats up chriza
     
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    other what?
     
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    Nuttin
     
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    Did they have the mugshot? Tell me I got the scoop somewhere!