34-year-old man down to his last hundred spurts

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  1. slats7

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  2. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Quality reporting, worthy of a job with Dawg Shed News!

    "He said: ā€˜Iā€™m 34 years old and I have a finite amount of real, working, orgasm-capable erections remaining. They estimate I have about a hundred nuts left.ā€™"
     
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  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Holy fucking shit, the ********** got that story from a site called brobible.com
     
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    That's worse than The Sun, a newspaper with nude girls on page three.
     
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    Www.bobbible.com
     
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    Budbible.com
     
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    Santoku knives in all sizes, cut out your own gall bladder and save!
     
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