350-Pound Thief In Motorized Scooter Caught Sitting On Stolen Walmart Steaks

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  1. BuffaloTom

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    A 350-pound Walmart shopper was arrested yesterday after he was found sitting atop five stolen rib eye steaks in the seat of a motorized scooter that he was [​IMG]riding around the South Carolina store.
    Rodney Fowler, 43, was spotted Tuesday afternoon placing the steaks in his scooter by a Walmart loss prevention officer, according to a police report.
    “Suspect sat on the steaks and exited the store passing all points of sale, without attempting to pay for said merchandise,” cops noted.
    The 5’ 5” Fowler was then confronted by the Walmart worker and escorted back into the store, where he was later arrested by police for shoplifting. “Due to his size, the suspect was cuffed using two pairs of cuffs,” investigators noted.
    Pictured above, Fowler spent about three hours in police custody before being released without bond. The fate of the rib eye steaks Fowler sat upon is not addressed in the police report (though here’s hoping Walmart did not re-shelve the pressed meat).
     
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    great story! :haha:
     
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    Steak scallopini
     
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    At 350 lbs, he could eat free at the "Heart Attack Grill"
     
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    we went there with the Selfestitles and i think we all got on the scale.

    but we didn't eat.
     
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    Rib eye meets brown eye.
     
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    Believe it was a rump roast......
     
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    5'5 and 350 lbs? Yikes.

    Those steaks had to make his big ole butt cooold:yes:
     
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    You just stole my line.... curses...
     
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    Gives you a new image when you hear someone ask "want to see my trouser tube steak?"
     
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    Who would buy meat at Walmart?! Were they out of sushi?
     
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    Steak for five for one?
     
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    It's OK to steal it though.:bounce:
     
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    And it was a white guy... whoda thought.
     
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    [​IMG]

    That's a big assed steak press.
     
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    The sad thing is I'm sure they returned them back to the display cooler. :puke:
     
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    should have hooked him to walnut tree shaker and see what else he had hidden in his folds.