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  1. Shithead

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    Ohio man accidentally shoots himself in the hand while under nitrous oxide at the dentist's office


    A 72-year-old patient at an Ohio dentist's office was under nitrous oxide and accidentally shot himself this week.
    James White on Wednesday believed he heard his cell phone ringing and went to pick it up, but got his gun, WCMH reported.
    White shot himself in the hand, and the bullet grazed his stomach, the TV station said.
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    A 72-year-old patient at an Ohio dentist's office was under nitrous oxide and accidentally shot himself this week
    Sgt. Christina Evans-Fisher with the Clark County Sheriff's Office told WCMH: 'Going to a doctor's office where you might possibly be placed under some kind of medication that may alter your mental status at the point, you might not want to carry a weapon in there at that time.
    'So think about your safety and the safety of the people around you.'
    A New Carlisle Dental Group dental worker said in a 911 call broadcast by the TV station: 'We have a patient here in a chair. He accidentally shot himself with a gun in his hand.'
    The worker said in the call: 'He was in the chair, and he was doing his filling, and I'm not for sure what happened. He got his gun and I don't know.'
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    White shot himself in the hand, and the bullet grazed his stomach
    The man was taken to a hospital for treatment of the injury, which wasn't considered serious, the Springfield News-Sun reported. No other injuries were reported.
    Sgt. Chad Brown says the patient has a permit to carry a concealed weapon.

    The man might be charged with using weapons while intoxicated, the newspaper reported.
    New Carlisle Dental Group has talked about prohibiting weapons, according to WCMH.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...oots-hand-nitrous-oxide-dentist-s-office.html
     
  2. Dorb

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    Who brings a gun to the dentist office?
    Old fool!
     
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    nitrous oxide plus gun equals, dumb ass decisions

    No pity

    Sorry about your luck dummy
     
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    The good news is he didn't feel a thing! :)
     
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    I think the brain surgeon might have been on nitrous oxide too

     
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    I have a pretty hot Asian woman for a dentist. I'd like to shoot my magnum load on her face.
     
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    I have a buddy with a modified tactical knife (where you can shoot the blade).

    That fucker gets tripped constantly. I won't go near him when he has it.

    I know he's another one that's going to make the news one day...
     
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    I have a middle aged MILF.....Great gal.......Superb Dentist..............Made a comment when I first started seeing her that took me by surprise.....
    I just laid there like I didn't hear it, And it's never been brought up since.........Which is cool.........One of those "Don't shit where you get drilled" Thingys...............
     
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    man i used to see those all the time. i wanted one but never got around to it. so they actually work eh?
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Dude.....Do you have some righteous bud with your Sunday coffee?
     
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    i have a few "funny" stories about accidental firings. never my fault, i was just there. i got shot in the ankle once. it went right through without hitting anything important (.22 from a rifle) , the first thing the kid who fired it said was - they're going to take my gun away! :mad:
     
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    coffee and my new fav sativa - durban poison! :woot:
     
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    I'm gettin' older....57 in two weeks......And I haven't had any Kush for thirty years.......My occupation is saturated with randoms.....When I give it up, I'm gonna' get wasted...........
     
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    piss tests suck so hard. when you do get back into it, start slow. :leaf:
     
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    He modifies regular knives - you can get them so cheap these days

    He uses springs or CO2 cartridges and they really blast off

    As long as the blade isn't over 5 inches where I live they're legal - which is nuts, but fun
     
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    it sounds like fun. i love weapons but i can only throw and hit with a knife about half the time. blowguns, crossbows, rocks, i love em all! :)
     
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    My dentist used to give me Oxy scripts until my mother told him I was a drug addict.:depressed:
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    What a bitch!