3pm Jesus Dies on the Cross

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  1. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Well-Known Member

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    12th station, Jesus dies on the cross.
     
  2. fenderbaum

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    Moment of silence?
     
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    Too soon
     
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    Masters coverage starts on ESPN
     
  5. fenderbaum

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    We adore you, O Christ, and we praise you.
    Because by your holy cross You have redeemed the world.
     
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    Haha. Ok.
     
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    fuck he took a huge beating. hope he popped some oxys to kill the pain
     
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    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    I'm rooting for Judah Ben-Hur :oy2:
     
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    Jesus Christ:facepalm:
     
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    That he did, very sad indeed.
     
  11. fenderbaum

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    Your personal savior schmoop?
     
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    Do any of you remember going to Stations of the cross on Fridays? Do any of you still go? For me it was one of the more boring masses I had to attend.
     
  13. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Jesus had great abs and a coke can cock........In the name of the father, the son and the Holy Fuck you Hal
     
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    Jesus would've wanted thread tags, fender!
     
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    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    did Jesus really fall 3 times? i thought he was a man of immense power and endurance.


    turns out the pussy couldn't even carry a piece of wood up a hill.
     
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    Good Friday = The day Jesus died on the cross? The inventor of the calendar must've been an atheist.
     
  17. fenderbaum

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    He is welcome to make them then.
    Is this something I can do? How?
     
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    I just remember mass was like 3 hours long and I was like get me the F outta here.
     
  19. fenderbaum

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    Heavy wood, steep hill my friend. Plus, no breakfast.
     
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    I went to a Catholic school until Jr. High so you can imagine.