3pm Jesus Dies on the Cross

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by fenderbaum, Apr 6, 2012.

  1. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Active Member

    Reputations:
    300
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    22,508
    Likes Received:
    25
    12th station, Jesus dies on the cross.
     
  2. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Active Member

    Reputations:
    300
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    22,508
    Likes Received:
    25
    Moment of silence?
     
  3. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3,385
    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2010
    Messages:
    5,260
    Likes Received:
    769
    Too soon
     
  4. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    248,212
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    33,908
    Likes Received:
    25,150
    Masters coverage starts on ESPN
     
  5. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Active Member

    Reputations:
    300
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    22,508
    Likes Received:
    25
    We adore you, O Christ, and we praise you.
    Because by your holy cross You have redeemed the world.
     
  6. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Active Member

    Reputations:
    300
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    22,508
    Likes Received:
    25
    Haha. Ok.
     
  7. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    35,397
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    21,099
    Likes Received:
    5,869
    fuck he took a huge beating. hope he popped some oxys to kill the pain
     
  8. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

    Reputations:
    761,843
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2011
    Messages:
    177,559
    Likes Received:
    94,858
    I'm rooting for Judah Ben-Hur :oy2:
     
  9. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter VIP

    Reputations:
    222,455
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    211,962
    Likes Received:
    35,095
    Jesus Christ:facepalm:
     
  10. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Active Member

    Reputations:
    300
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    22,508
    Likes Received:
    25
    That he did, very sad indeed.
     
  11. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Active Member

    Reputations:
    300
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    22,508
    Likes Received:
    25
    Your personal savior schmoop?
     
  12. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Active Member

    Reputations:
    300
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    22,508
    Likes Received:
    25
    Do any of you remember going to Stations of the cross on Fridays? Do any of you still go? For me it was one of the more boring masses I had to attend.
     
  13. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

    Reputations:
    65,529
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    23,758
    Likes Received:
    11,466
    Jesus had great abs and a coke can cock........In the name of the father, the son and the Holy Fuck you Hal
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter VIP

    Reputations:
    222,455
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    211,962
    Likes Received:
    35,095
    Jesus would've wanted thread tags, fender!
     
  15. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

    Reputations:
    195,461
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    126,757
    Likes Received:
    25,532
    did Jesus really fall 3 times? i thought he was a man of immense power and endurance.


    turns out the pussy couldn't even carry a piece of wood up a hill.
     
  16. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter VIP

    Reputations:
    222,455
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    211,962
    Likes Received:
    35,095
    Good Friday = The day Jesus died on the cross? The inventor of the calendar must've been an atheist.
     
  17. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Active Member

    Reputations:
    300
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    22,508
    Likes Received:
    25
    He is welcome to make them then.
    Is this something I can do? How?
     
  18. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    35,397
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    21,099
    Likes Received:
    5,869


    I just remember mass was like 3 hours long and I was like get me the F outta here.
     
  19. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Active Member

    Reputations:
    300
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    22,508
    Likes Received:
    25
    Heavy wood, steep hill my friend. Plus, no breakfast.
     
  20. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

    Reputations:
    155,742
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    35,559
    Likes Received:
    3,734
    I went to a Catholic school until Jr. High so you can imagine.