4/30 Listening Thread

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  1. kev

    kev Well-Known Member

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    Special Dark= Retarded black guy.

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    Juskow there to bring the funny to a halt. What has he done to deserve to be on the show so much?
     
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    Those brackets he made seems to have given him the right to come in whenever he wants, he may as well be named the new cohost at this point. I wish someone would call into the show and complain about how annoying he is.
     
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    Artie's On Air Bookie, hiding in plain sight.
     
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    [video=youtube;vQt1IwCaz-8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQt1IwCaz-8[/video]

    his Dylan Cover on the Show
     
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    Mike, about the latest attention whore conning him: "I can read people well... I read people quite well."

    ! !

    His celebrity friend is "Falla Ginnakis"

    "I'm a piece in the cog."

    Bocchetti neurons on fi-yah today.

    "You're not a skank. Am I right or wrong?" (Art)
     
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    Ritchie may be more clueless than Bocchetti. He's shocked that Tim Tebow's famous for proclaiming himself a virgin.

    Apparently he never listened to the Rick & Martie show either; that was all Artie talked about for months.

    Edit: Yet ANOTHER flavorless comedian who goes an entire appearance without telling a single joke or funny story! If it weren't for Artie wisecracking and telling his own stories, these comic appearances would be as fast-forwardable as the sports segments for me. What are these people holding back? (Nowhere near as boring or interminable as Jamie Lee The Humorless Comedian With Tits of course.)
     
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    half way through and nobody has told bocchetti that his shirt is buttoned wrong! Gulman's loud overenthusiastic fake laugh was annoying. Jones is one of my favorite guests but it sucked hearing him shoot it straight with all the sports talk.

    how many fucking watches has mike purchased lately? jesus i can think of 4 since valentines. 2 for the twins, 1 for art, and now 1 for himself. i also get a good laugh thinking of mike giving whore tours of the studio
     
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    Straight? The only reason I like Jones' appearances is because he sounds like he just came out of a bar at 4 AM, and he's funny. This could be a long hour. :(

    Like runnin' to an ass-whippin'.

    I wonder if Mike and the watches is like really fat girls who spend inordinate amount of time on their hands and toenails, because they're the only remotely normal parts of their body they can see.
     
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    just so much going on in the sports world with the nfl draft and collins coming out. his best appearances usually have very little to do with sports.

    mike was showing off his watch to the twins on monday and none of them could figure out how to take it off his wrist. artie had to step in and do it. mike's wrists did seem about twice the size of a normal man. must be all the finger wagging
     
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    I wasn't expecting that Dylan cover to be good at all. but Artie did a great job, he even sang in that similar fashion Bob would.
     
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    hockey bracket tonight!!!!!!!!!!!! cant wait for more juskow gold. wtf
     
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    One of the photos Artie was talking about last night

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    I can't believe I'm going to say this, but in that photo it looks like he's trying too hard. :)

    Artie always acts like he can sing, and I never thought he was good, but his voice was surprisingly clear in that recent promo.
     
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    Artie should have lost the cigarette- I don't like it :no:

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    I love Gary Gulman :wub: He wuz robbed on Last Comic Standing :bigcry:
     
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    I have to say, Ritchie is pissing me off with his lack of sports knowledge and effort. If you're supposed to be the sports centered straight man, then don't fuck it up. A simple google search would have told him that Tim Tebow still claims to be a virgin.
     
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    He doesn't know, play, like, or follow baseball, America's Pastime. He must just work very cheap.
     
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    Artie needs to ditch the Bochetti bashing that he does every night.
     
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    I might agree with you except that it's been entertaining the last day or two.

    Ugh this sports segment is killing me. Who excised Jones' funny bone?
     
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    No sense of humor. Just sits there during the guest segments. Not hip to the comedy scene. Not hip to pop culture. And, the one thing that he supposedly brought to the table was sports knowledge, and the former NFL player didn't know Tebow's background.

    Yes, you're right. He must work very cheap.

    I'm so confused by this hire.