4.7 Earthquake Rocks West L.A.

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  1. Nemo

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    Puppet finally got laid?
     
  3. Nemo

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    would be a perfect opportunity to dry hump someone at the very least.
     
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    How is a 4.7 anywhere near considered a "rocking" earthquake to southern California? :jj:
     
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    Next time let's hope it's an 8.0 or higher and L.A. falls into the Pacific like a turd being flushed away.
     
  6. Tranquil

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    Why is it that whenever a earthquake hits, it's always when your sleeping. I can't remember an earthquake where I was awake and it was daylight out.
     
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    nsfw
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    No. We'll know GP got laid when CA gets hit by the Big One.
     
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    That's not very nice.
     
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    But, but kittens and puppies might have a bad day. Won't someone think about the puppies and kittens.:pray:
     
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    What was the last huge quake that hit out there? Was it the one in '89?
     
  13. Mulletude

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    That was the one that stopped the World Series, wasn't it? Huge slabs of overpass highway falling onto the lanes below. Nasty.
     
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    that thing was so big, we felt it in phoenix.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    I remember that. It was so mild, it was just an annoyance.

    I was home for lunch, sitting in the living room and I noticed my 3-piece entertainment system started to rock back and forth.

    Being in an apartment building, I just thought someone was moving in or jumping around or some other shit you get used to when you live in an apartment building.

    Well, after about 10 seconds of it, I stood up, opened my front door and screamed STOP SHAKING THE FUCKING BUILDING.

    :jj:

    My neighbor downstairs heard me, opened his door, and while laughing his ass off, said "Dude? it's a fucking earthquake."

    We both started cracking up.

    I was annoyed at the Earth's plates for interrupting my lunch hour. :backlol2:
     
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    "CNN? Hi this is Rusty Ockurts from the Seismographic Institute in Simi Valley. Earlier reports of an earthquake were incorrect. We've just been informed it was a blast of wind from Robin Quivers asshole when she got off the plane to promote her Gain 20 pounds in 20 minutes vegan cookbook."
     
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    [video=youtube;KiB7ny52-xw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiB7ny52-xw[/video]
    :lol:
     
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    haha now thats a funny fucking post!