4 bitches with wine

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  1. Angry Arab

    Angry Arab Well-Known Member VIP

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    Single ladies, what percentage of the time that you go out drinking are you just looking to get laid?




    what?
     
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    C'mon, AA, you KNOW this isn't The Bar. :nono:
     
  3. Angry Arab

    Angry Arab Well-Known Member VIP

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    Its a serious question!

    I'm heading out to a bar tonight:woowoo:
     
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    I'll give you a bit of advice, if she's already holding a glass of wine, you're off to a good start.
     
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    4132. But if I'm drunk it wouldn't matter.
     
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    I think my dick is big enuf that all 4 of them can straddle it at once. :)
     
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    :party:
     
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    This rhymes with Four Inches Is Fine...??
     
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    Sounds like you're doing some personal " market research".

    Do yourself a favor, commit this to memory. Someone once told me, "Men use love to get sex.. Women use sex to get love." And then there are heinous sluts....
     
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    :yay:
     
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    Well, a friend I've been with before met us at the bar and was cock-blocking me all night. I did get some from her but, I was lookin to get some strange. She's getting too close.[​IMG]

    Fuck hangovers
     
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    Don't you hate when that happens :rolleye:
     
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    Oh I'm not complaining... except about the hangover. A greasy breakfast helped though.
     
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    I think it's more along the line of men use money to get sex and women use sex to get money. Men paying for dates, supporting women, building them $10 million closets sounds more like money than love to me. :confused:
     
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    I've always liked this one....

    Men fuck who they can, women fuck who they want.
     
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    shes as big as 4 bitches
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