4 inches of rain, and a purple penis

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  1. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    expecting lots of rain here today and tomorrow, and the florida panhandle will be pounded by the dreaded purple penis

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Ha ha you hick
     
  3. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    the great state of texas laughs at your soggy state
     
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    That's huge
     
  5. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    :redfordgif:
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Texas has the big light blue vagina with the purple labias
     
  7. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    You can even see the blood rushing up the main vein.
     
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    4 inches of penis and purple rain

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  10. DrivenByDemons

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    2.5 hours and nobody said 4 inches is fine. I'm outta here.
     
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  11. BleedingGums

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    It's coming to fuck shitty.
     
  13. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    That's what she said.
     
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    Gee eee of Goddamn, Motherfucking, Cocksucking Oh! Jesus H. Christ Woman! :derp:
     
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    I didn't see any rain today??

    It was kind of nice out today... good golf day
     
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  16. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    son :hat:

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    Please send it all to California.
     
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    The rain and the purple penii
     
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    Can't help with the rain but I'm beating my unit with a meat tenderizer right now like it owes me money. See you in 11 hours.
     
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  20. geo

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    i can't wait for the torrents to wash the dead squirrel from my neighbors curb down the street :yes: