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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Estocada, Aug 6, 2012.

  1. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    What do you call an alligator in a vest?

    An investigator


    What's red and bad for your teeth?

    A brick



    Ever tried Ethiopian food?

    Neither have they


    Where did Sally go during the bombing?


    Everywhere
     
  2. Shivvy

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    ok
     
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    4 thumbs up
     
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    Ah que mamon.
     
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    you're Jeffrey Ross, right?
     
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    in other news...Tigers 5, yankees 2.
     
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    Red Sox 5

    Rangers 1
     
  9. Estocada

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    Verlander winds and deals
     
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  12. droops42

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    Braves - 4
    Phillies - 1
     
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    Joba in for the Yankees. it's over.
     
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    Braves - 6
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    he's still around?
     
  16. Gomez

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    Q: why are synagogues round?

    A: so the cheap bastards can't hide in the corner when the collection plate comes around
     
  17. Capn Crud

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    I cracked a bit of a smile
     
  18. Gomez

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    sorry if any gentiles were offended & shit