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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Estocada, Nov 15, 2012.

  1. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    What's green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls on you out of a tree?

    A pool table.




    Think of a number, add 20. Now divide by 5. Add 30. Now close your eyes.

    It's dark, isn't it?



    if life gives you melons


    You are dyslexic



    What has two legs and bleeds a lot?



    Half of a dog
     
  2. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    start over
     
  3. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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  4. Mur

    Mur soon VIP

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    :golfclap:
     
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