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  1. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    What's green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls on you out of a tree?

    A pool table.




    Think of a number, add 20. Now divide by 5. Add 30. Now close your eyes.

    It's dark, isn't it?



    if life gives you melons


    You are dyslexic



    What has two legs and bleeds a lot?



    Half of a dog
     
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  3. KOC

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    start over
     
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    Schmoopy Employee of the Year 8 Years In A Row And Counting Gold

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