40+ years old and this is the first time i ever did this

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by ice cream, Aug 7, 2012.

  1. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    to my body..first 50 guesses won't get it
     
  2. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    nope
     
  3. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    oops
     
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    called yourself sweetlings or honeybuns :facepalm:
     
  5. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Shaved your chest to train for the next Olympics
     
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    spray tan
     
  7. JJR

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    Ball shaving?
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Let 3 men violate you instead of the usual 2?
     
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    massaged prostate
     
  11. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    no/no/no
     
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    Tweezed eyebrows
     
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    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP Gold

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    Sprained your dick?
     
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    Just for men baby! :cheer:
     
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  17. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    ... like it owes you money
     
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    Sat on your balls while taking the witness stand.
     
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    I've lost interest
     
  20. TonyJax

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    Who hasn't done that?