49'ers DL beats up pregnant chick.

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  1. todd packer

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    Good for him she is one lucky girl
     
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    The new domestic violence rules will be impacting NFL rosters more than ACL injuries.
     
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    Bad timing. Last week and he'd only have to worry about 2 games.

    Need to be smarter about these things.
     
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    So it's now a minimum six game suspension, or did they make it eight?
     
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    A group of lovely people
     
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    Also, I may need to rethink my pick of the 49ers in the Super Bowl. First Aldon Smith, now this dummy.

    Inmates running the asylum.....
     
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    6 first time offense
    lifetime second offense
     
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    I am pretty sure that it is now six games..*minimum*.

    So I suppose that a light slap might get someone six games.
    ....and a solid punch with a few kicks tossed in might get you many more games.

    Time will tell....because everyone knows that it will be happening.
     
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    It's six, but the league said it could be longer or shorter based on "mitigating circumstances", whatever that means. I assume pregnancy might be one of those circumstances.

    It's all about trying to build and maintain a female audience, whatever real ethics are involved will be quite malleable.
     
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    Harbaugh has to be thinking Cleveland is sounding better and better by the day
     
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    *Lifetime* ..!!!....whoa!

    They'd probably be deserving of it...but still...*whoa*!

    ...and I suppose that everything is going to have to be handled on a case by case basis...since not everything rates
    the same exact types of charges etc even withing the criminal justice system.
    ....but who knows....it's the NFL...certain people are bound to get "special" treatment(s).
     
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    smoke some weed and it's a one year suspension.
    #joshgordon
     
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    As a Patriots fan, I hope Peyton Manning's wife makes up a story about being slapped around by him
     
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    big surprise.
     
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    ...lets see the complaint, it doesnt take much for cops in cali to arrest on that charge even if the chick slapped her own face hes going to jail. zero tolerance when the police respond to that shit in cali. when i lived in richmond a local cop, might have been 2 of them were killed responding to a domestic dispute. otoh like when zimmermans gf called the police and was arrested for dv it turned out to be bogus. if he dragged her out of an elevator unconsciousness or she has a busted lip or eye, he in deep shit.

    ...they went from having a party to a crime scene awfully quit if that paragraph is correct.
     
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    Weak arm, won't leave any marks so he's okay
     
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    That's the deal his representatives at the NFL Player's Association made with the league. Whacha gunna do? :dontknow:
     
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    Dat fetus was disrespectin' me!!! It needed to know its place! Don't tink jus becuz you be a fetus, you be safe, muthafucka!! I'll beat dat unborn ass so bad, you be wishin' your mama was never knocked da fuck up!!!
     
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    Exactly. I would imagine that, in practical terms, this new spousal abuse "rule" isn't going to be worth the paper it's written on.

    There are a million shades of gray when it comes to defining degrees of spousal abuse - a reality which is further complicated by the fact that 1) these are almost always "he said, she said" types of incidents and 2) in many cases where abuse is apparent, there's a high likelihood that the wife will end up working against the league's prosecution. What a mess.