Stern Show **5-16-16 Ass Lather Monday THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

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  1. The Jackie chair

    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Morning :zcoffee:

    Here is the big day! The day Wig gets to mentally dry hump Schteve Martin àbout subjects that are at least 20 years old. We are only thankful that Jimmy Kimmoe needs to leave by 8am to get to Live with Kelly so we only will have one knob polished at a time today.
    The only upside is less fake phoney phone calls, Bobo and Ronnie.

    Mock on
     
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  2. Mike in Houston

    Mike in Houston I got more balls than the daily lottery. VIP

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    Top of the morning to you all! :wigtip:
     
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  3. The Jackie chair

    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    "Ask the Retards" Was this Turk approved?
     
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    Can't wait for the three hour interview with Steve Martin. We can learn if Steve got along with his mother and how much money he has!
     
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    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    I'm surprised all Sirius channels aren't required to carry this monumental Steve Martin blowjob live. Howard's going to have Steve's silvery white pubes all over his Varvatos scarf in the post-session love set.
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    Steve, in a scensche, do you think the jerk was kind of a juxtaposition on your home life growing up and your relationship with your parents?

    What?

    Take my wife, the lovely Beffo, show business is tough, you can have all the talent in the world, and literally do fat ladies underwear catalog ads.

    Can we talk about my broadway show?

    Welp, you've said it all...
     
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  7. The Jackie chair

    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    And how his audition with Loren Michaels...
     
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    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Instant Metal Mania addition "All about that Bass" on uekale
     
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    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Wiggy thinks he got the Calesie (SP) naked.
     
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    Morning. I had a truly shitty weekend, how was yours?

    I can't imagine my day getting any worse.
     
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    Morning everybody!!!!

    Let's dance to some shitty fat chick music!!!!!

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    What he was really complaining about was not seeing cawk
     
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    I spent all weekend listening to banjo music and giving kittens names that reference Steve Martin's career, Robin.
     
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    Steve Martin huh? Hey, I loved Parenthood. Maybe it'll be a good interview. On second thought nah...
     
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    Let the Kimmoe ass kissing begin...
     
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    Morning RH :wave:
     
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    Apparently it was her!!!

    http://www.ew.com/article/2016/05/15/game-thrones-emilia-clarke-dany

    But before any assumptions are made about Clarke’s participation in the scene, there’s something the actress wants everybody to know. “I’d like to remind people the last time I took my clothes off was season 3,” she says. “That was awhile ago. It’s now season 6. But this is all me, all proud, all strong. I’m just feeling genuinely happy I said ‘Yes.’ That ain’t no body double!”
     
  18. The Jackie chair

    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Let us count how many times he says Steve Martin is "brilliant"
     
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    "I spent all weekend watching Steve Martin movies." (... for the first time ever ...)
     
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    2 brilliants already.
     
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