5/8 No More Female Comedians Thread

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by TelegramSam, May 8, 2013.

  1. TelegramSam

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    Damn it all, Amy Schumer is the worst.
     
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    She's the only tslented female comic imo but she's starting to get obnoxious as of late. Her bf jeselnik is the fucking worst
     
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    She's not only a woman, but a jew. That's not funny times 2.
    As far as I'm concerned the only funny jew is Gilbert.
     
  4. Mike

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    Princess Jasmine? Wtf
     
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    Great to see the return of Rod from Bayside tonight, as well, with the Steve Sommers call. I guess it was a pipe dream to hope that they would play ARM's Wigward calls to WFAN...
    "Dan Fellato would put the players corks in his mouth, and would stroke the players corks."
     
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    Haven't listened yet, please tell me Artie didn't let her sit in for the whole show or something.
     
  7. Undercarriage

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    we need a no more juskow thread
     
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    :artiejj:

    Great call Rod!
     
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    "it won't get on the air, it says something about him calling"..........lol
     
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    Now I want to see Artie in giant overalls.
     
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    Ugh, Amy is like every other comic guest, not being funny. At least her unknown friend is TRYING.
     
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    Damn they were really top heavy on the sports in the second hour. had to skip like 20 minutes of the show.
     
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    Thanks for the warning, Mike. This is useful info. These days you never know when he's going to spring 20-60 minutes of sports at you. Sometimes it's at the top of the show.
     
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    :artiejj:
     
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    They show Artie putting his belly on the table :rofl:

    [video=youtube;_V0stlKbKto]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V0stlKbKto[/video]
     
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    And yet he was still sucking it in. :)

    Hey, that other female comic is not only funnier than Amy, she's also much better looking!

    Rod's in the promo!

    And the twin looks like a concentration camp survivor.

    Thanks for the clip.
     
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    when they were doing the nba picks last night all the teams were tied 1-1 and each team mike picked to win in 5, basically winning the next 3 games :rofl:
     
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    He learned a week or two that "5" was a safe answer to keep him from being ridiculed for all the "in 3s", and he's sticking to it. A whale sized Beetlejuice.
     
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    His stomach is fucking scary, did you notice he has like no belly button? Thats fucking weird haha, I didnt think that either shumer or her friend were funny but Id say amy had the better appearance, the friend suffers from what artie accuses the twins of doing, shes a hot girl who thinks what she has to say about her boring little life is as interesting as a front page news story for the audience when in reality were are cringing in boredom waiting for her to shut up.
     
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    What exactly is everyone's problems with the female comedians? You'd rather hear that boring fuck Joe Materese, I guess? Or any of the other drips that Artie feels sorry for and has them on because they have nothing better to do? Please. :rolleye: