5 Biggest Mistakes Women Make in Bed (pole)

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Satori Brah, Sep 12, 2012.

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=Women mistakes in bed

Poll closed Oct 12, 2012.
  1. Getting grossed out

    11.4%
  2. faking orgasms

    14.3%
  3. Don't want to experiment

    37.1%
  4. won't wear lingerie

    14.3%
  5. no third input

    20.0%
  6. acting like semen is toxic

    28.6%
  7. same ole routine

    40.0%
  8. not knowing what you want

    22.9%
  9. too much teeth

    25.7%
  10. too quiet

    22.9%
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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Which one of these do you (women here)

    ..or your woman (for the guys here) do in bed?

    See......everyone can play. Poll to follow.

    :popcorn:
     
  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :cmon: No pole, smoker.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Not checking breath beforehand

    Queefing

    Trying to skip foreplay

    Elbow on your leg during blowjob

    And the #1 Biggest Mistake Women Make In Bed....



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    Not swallowing




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  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Yapping it the fuck up isn't on the list.
     
  5. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    I got 4 of them
     
  6. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Why would I give a fuck if she has an orgasm or not, as long as I get mine.

    Idiot.
     
  7. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

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    I read somewhere that a woman can queef ONCE IN A GREAT, GREAT WHILE and it's not her fault and it can't be helped. It's a science thing or something. :mad:
     
  8. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    If it came out of YOU, it's YOUR fault.
     
  9. Tuesday

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    I've never done it, I just read a lot.
     
  10. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    When she doesnt swallow. Is that up there? I didnt look.
     
  11. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I can't stand dancing sexy as foreplay. Hurry up and hop on the dick already. :rolleyes:
     
  12. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    I usually jerk off and feel up the sexy dancer.
     
  13. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    yas
     
  14. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I know :jj:
     
  15. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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    sex :no:
     
  16. Billy Brown

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    If a guy is so turned off by a queef during sex that he leaves the room or even comments on it, he is deff gay.
     
  17. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    How do you handle it when you start queefing out your butthole? :c
     
  19. newcastlefan

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    i think i would be able to tolerate that from you once every 20 or 30 times a night.
     
  20. Avery

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    i meant with your sig other, of course. when the pros do it i have no complaints. :c

    I fucking hate it. :jj: