Discussion in 'The Bar' started by basketcase, Dec 18, 2013.
If only life was like this...
In less than 5% I will die
Any final words?
Yes, go choke on a dick.
I'm about to meet Jesus. Are you sure those are your final words?
Battery charge 12/18/2013
4% time is running down.
Did you write your will?
Have you changed your underwear?
I'm calling all those that I love.
I love y'all. Everyone of you bastards.
Don't stop get it get it
if only life were like this.
The sands of time for me are running looooooooow.
2% Its under the tree next to the church
Look under the rock.
Not much longer here. Just remember I will be watching over you and be near you through thick and thin.
Recharge your shit you fucking retard.