Entertainment 5 Things You Should NEVER Say To A Female Star Wars Fan

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  1. Tim

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    Tyler9258 Old friends, old whiskey, old songs

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    I'll ask them whatever I want
     
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    How about a salad, fatso.
     
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    Dan Do you like my car?

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    Is it ok to ask them to take it easy on the cheeseburgers?
     
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    Wordy cunts. What's with the head movement? Chicks doing that nowadays?
     
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    Why would you be talking to one to begin with?
     
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    I have a question I'm sure both of them can knock out of the park. Where are the best buffets in their area?
     
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    Would you stroke my hydrogen rod ?
     
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    Did you ever fart in the face of another nerd dressed as Boba Fett at Comic Con?
     
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    In a nutshell.........
     
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    "You don't sweat much for a fat girl."
     
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    in this video, 2 overweight and obnoxious women both claim to have boyfriends
     
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    "Would you care for a vigorous fisting? The anus, perhaps?"
     
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    Can I fly my millennium falcon into your death star
     
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    I made it through a whole 5 seconds.

    "Bad Ass Ladyyyyyy"... Go fuck yourself, tubby.
     
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    Can you help my obi wan kenobi? You're my only hope.
     
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    Im sure I could find time to play with those 36 double Dzzzzz.

    Sorry, been married a long long long time ago..........
     
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    What they've never heard, I wanna Lay-ya.
     
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    They look exactly like star wars fans.
     
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