5 Warning Signs of a Bad Marriage...Let's see how Howard & Beth measure up?

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    http://ezinearticles.com/?Signs-of-...Bad-Marriage-You-Must-Look-Out-For&id=1217847

    1. You and your spouse hardly talk anymore
    Couples need to talk, share, discuss, even argue.

    "Robin we never argue...."
    "Robin, Beth was out again last night.."
    and they just tweet each other Happy New Year while spending it apart...

    2. You do everything separately
    Too many examples to list.
    3. Something else, someone else becomes more important
    Whether it's children, work, your boss, your parents, once your priority is no longer your spouse,

    Beth's Red Carpets, her cats, her Hampton's parties, and her dumb TV shows have clearly become top priority.
    4. You start to think for yourself more than for your spouse
    Selfishness is probably one of the strongest signs that a marriage is going downhill. When you think "me, me, me" almost all the time, it's a sure sign that your love is fading.

    Happy wife, happy life, and EverythingBetho.com anyone??
    5. The sex is gone
    While some people will tell you that you can have a marriage without sex, it's not a healthy situation. Among all the signs of a bad marriage, this is a big one.

    I am not sure Howard climbing on Beth while she closes her eyes and prays that the misery is over soon qualifies as sex, a bit more like rape.




     
  2. eliasbboy

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    Aw fuck. :nocheer:
     
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    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    6. You have a bathroom for you, a bathroom for your spouse and a bathroom for your dentures
     
  5. NotMyBro

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    7. You're secretly gay and your wife craves the cock.
     
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    Its the pen thing isn't it? :console:
     
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    8. Separate bedrooms in mexico.
     
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    9. Her staying in Mexico to party on new yrs eve while her husband was SICK and flew home.
     
  9. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Really Elias, shouldn't you be working on my pen instead of posting on Dawgsaloon??:giggle:
    just joking, no hurry...
     
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    Did anyone else smell bullshit when Howard said they spent New Years apart because she "had work in L.A.".

    Reality check, it doesnt take days to travel coast to coast, and for Beff would have demanded an extra 5 hours of sitting in a gulfstream fucking around on an ipad were she to have joined her husband for New Years and remembered she only exists for his patience and indulgence.
     
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  11. Evil Bimba

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    10 and 11 (INCH)
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  12. WillyBest

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    10. You have a bathroom for you, a bathroom for your spouse and a bathroom for your wig.
     
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    11. When asked what's most important to you in a wife, you say "she's an earner."
     
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    He's tryin hard to make all this work because if they publicly divorce the media and his enemies he's made over the years will have a field day with his closeted pelican ass
     
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  15. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    THAT! Howard tried to make her into an earner and has lost all respect when she couldn't make even the most rudimentary TV shows work...
     
  16. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    12. The wife will french kiss strange animals but tells her husband that oral sex is too "icky".
     
  17. HooHoo

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    13. Your husband feels the need to constantly remind everyone - his listeners, his staff, the doorman - "we're happily married. We're happily married."
     
  18. Evil Bimba

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    14. You have been with your wife for almost 10 years but keep your condoms in a locked safe (what normal person does such a thing)
     
  19. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Evil B, can't rep ya again, but REALLY....how much does that show you don't trust even your wife??
     
  20. 1Vegasgirl

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    Is that true? I hadn't heard that. Why would he keep them locked up?