5 years ago i would a fucked paris hilton even with the herps

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    but now i don't think i would, even for spite. she's all gross and spidery.

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    She has the herps?
     
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    Lunch lady LEGS? :weird:
     
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    I would have 5 minutes ago
     
  5. Harry Gibbs

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    i heard she got herps in the butt and bagina and mouth.
     
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    fuck it. I got nothin to lose at this point

    I'd do her
     
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    Possible herpes, looks anorexic, stretched loose vagina, no tits, and a personality that could make you vomit. 3/10, would bang.
     
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    if she takes pills to control the herpes, is it still a problem?
     
  9. Harry Gibbs

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    i use to say that i'd fuck just aboot any famous chick unless she's repulsive (like whoopie goldberg, for example). but now i wouldn't fuck paris hilton, for realzies. that lohan hoar is still on the list though. so is her mom.
     
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    you mother fucker. stop making me like you.
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    A couple of years ago a storage unit she was renting auctioned off her possessions for failure to pay. Herp meds were part of the haul. She probably wasn't storing them for someone else.
     
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    I'd wrap it up and give it a go just to be able to say I did it.

    I wonder if she likes being choked?
     
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    :jj:
     
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    is this the examine and rank thread?
     
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    yeesh, she is foul I might of hit it in like 98 but now she's rode hard and put up wet.
     
  16. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    funny part aboot those pics i posted: she got into a fight with that mexican looking paparazzo because she thought he was taking a pic of her as she came down the stairs and might have gotten an upskirt. she's fucking genius. :jj:
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    that saying came from horses.
     
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    Ridden, not rode.
     
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    I only know that saying from the Phil Hendrie Show and he always said Rode hard and put up wet. Sorry bro
     
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    eh now that I think of it you're probably right and I just remember it wrong.