50,000 Stray dogs in Detroit

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Just downloaded the new issue of Rolling Stone with Bruce on the cover. There is a feature article about 50,000 stray dogs running around the city of Detroit. Abandoned by homeowners who left the city. I'm sure we are going hear Mother Theresa Stern talk about this. Will Beth go to Detroit to rescue the dogs. Will a pack of wild negroes attack Beth? Stay tune only on Howard 100 and 101.
     
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    If it's in Rolling Stone then it's GOTTA be true!
     
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    Don't call them stray dogs call them Muttigrees.
     
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    No she won't. There are no red carpets in Detroit.
     
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    Please help homeless Mutts find a new home since they are too stupid to not fuck with a good thing

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    Howard talks like Rolling Stone is his favorite magazine, but he still might be boycotting Springsteen because of that concert, so Howard may not bring it up.

    I'm glad the mag is drawing attention to the situation so that hopefully something will be done. Not sure Princess Beffie will get involved though since these are urban, inner-city dogs who might not integrate well with the refined "muttigrees" at NSAL.
     
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    Open up some Chinese or Korean restaurants in Detroit, all the dogs will be gone in six months.
     
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    That Detroit is such a nice city:whistle:
     
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    This - Detroit is a place filled with people who don't have a car service. If someone sends a few of the strays from Detroit to the NSAL, Beth will be glad to use them as props for her next TV appearance.
     
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    This

    And tell everyone to adopt a dog from Detroit while mourning her genetically deformed pedigree.
     
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    the difference between those pigs and dogs is those pigs are good eating once caught and killed.
     
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    Detroit - a 50 year democrat failure. Unfortunately the dogs have to be part of the suffering.
     
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    Oh Beth's eyes lit up when the Mexican lady who helps with the reading recounted that story to her. Unfortunately the CEO of NSAL saw his raise going out the window as Beth explained that it isn't the doggies fault that their black owners abandoned them and he put the kibosh on saving the 50k dogs.

    In other news he did allow Beth to have her picture taken with a kitteh rescued from the dumpster behind Macy's.
     
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    If they get their next dog from a breeder, I will personally write NSAL and tell them to fire their "spokesmodel" and will never receive another donation from me. (Ok to be fair, I only donated once pre-Beth when my labs passed away)
     
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    THIS^^^

    I ate dog in da Philippines. Was in some village in da souf and had no idea what it was but with peppers, spices, and shit it was great!
     
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    Tweet bomb Beff telling her she needs to go to Detroit and save some herself.
     
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    There is no glamour or headlines in getting strays from Detroit. I'm sure that there are lots of dogs that are euthanized in shelters in New York that they could save with their no-kill shelter, but they would rather swoop in hundreds of miles away when a disaster strikes and "rescue" the choice dogs and cats. The poor people are once again victimized by NSAL when after they lose their houses they lose their beloved pets to these outsiders who take them for themselves and their rich friends.
     
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    guess the reports that there's nothin but negras left in Detroit are wrong :dontknow:
     
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    Not a Democrat failure. but an environment of corruption that is just starting to be fixed. Detroit is not as bad as you would think. I have been to Toledo, Chicago, NYC, Miami, Baltimore and Cleveland and they are just as bad as the worst parts of Detroit. Had dinner down there last night on the River with 70 degree temps at night. Did not see a single dog. I doubt if there are 50,000 people in Detroit neighborhoods, much less dogs. The area around Detroit, the 'suburbs' are some of the nicest and high income areas in the country. Yeah parts of Detroit are a shithole..we just don't go there. It's pretty much as good and as bad as everywhere else.