50 Cent - Harrible First Pitch

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  1. Uncle Larry

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    50 had better form, for whatever the fuck that is worth.
     
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    It's because they are both catchers.
     
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    Booey's was worse.
     
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    First jayz get bh sass kicked by a broad, now 50 throws like a girl... Starting to think these assholes aren't as tough as their publicists say they are.
     
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    If the catcher's mitt had crack on it, 50 would throw a perfect strike.

    Besides, not like blacks play baseball anymore.
     
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    shoving cake your twink bf's face, being sensitive about what 80 year old guys say in private...

    black guys are complete dorks.

    they were a lot better in the 90s.

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  10. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    FORM is what matters in these things, not where it lands. Or at least not as much. Gary looked like a girl. 50 looked like a guy who has never thrown a ball in his life but still has testosterone.
     
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    next up for 50 cent...SWIMATHON
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I thought this related anecdote was even funnier

    [video=youtube;waCF81HdKAA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waCF81HdKAA[/video]
     
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    Mets fans suck as bad as Mets players. 50 Cent should go sell Dwight Gooden some crack.
     
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    Fiddy handled it better.


    laughed it off.. strode to plate.


    Fiddy wins
     
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    Jesus that was pathetic
     
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    That guy caught seven bullets like a man, though.
     
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    His throwing motion is all wrong.
     
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    Godawful first pitch. But I doubt he had a Life Coach and therapy and all the other bullshit Gary needed to prepare himself for HIS pitch (which he then botched to a historic degree). And don't forget... Baba repeated the offense when given a chance to redeem himself... on national television (Jimmy Kimmel), no less.

    Yup, Fiddy wins here. By a landslide.
     
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