50 Shades of Grey

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  1. stanggirl

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    Okay..I confess I have not paid any attention to the hoopla surrounding this book a while ago or the movie coming out.

    What the hell is this? Is it like one of those Harlequin romance novels I used to secretly read when I was a hormonal teen?

    And why...in this age of porn being a click away is this book and movie such a big deal?
     
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    chicks got all crazy because some novel involved choking and some fingers going in an ass or some shit like that
     
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    #cougar anal
     
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    Stupid fad. Girls are suckers.
     
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    My friend said that it is based on twilight fan fiction.
    ewwwwwwwwwwwww
    I am not interested in that BDSM type of crap
     
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    Mommy porn.

    I tried to read it, but it was way too tame for my liking.
     
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    I imagine it being like the literary equivalent of country music.
     
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    It's for bored housewives whose husbands haven't convinced them to let them shove it in their ass once in a while.
     
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    Soft porn for lonely women, moms, etc. Wouldn't waste your time, IMHO, with the book or the movie.
    Seriously, WGAS/WGAF. You probably would see more here just noseying around the different threads.
     
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    #DaddyIssues or women with shitty marriages and/or relationships.



     
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    This guy at work..who is 48..do I guess middle aged...is taking his wife to see it.

    So it's for middle aged housewives???

    And for the record I'm early 40 ' s myself
     
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    Well I don't plan on seeing it.

    If I want porn I just Google free porn!!!! Or talk my fiancée into banging me!!!#

    He's usually tired and very overweight
     
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    :haha:
     
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    No offense to women but this is just a ridiculous sex movie to tantalize them. I'd much rather watch porn at home for free, and not have to sit in a potentially bed bug infested theater, where I can see actual sex instead of simulated Hollywood bs.
     
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    That's why I don't understand the hoopla.
     
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    The studios will not let the reviewers see it, apparently theres no red carpet premier, which means it's complete shit. The story is retarded, a rich guy , good looking, who likes to get kinky. Best part is he's a 20 something year old self made billionaire....guess money does have a lot to do with it.
     
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    Exactly.....
     
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    I'm going to guess that it appeals to some women because it may touch on some desires that a "good girl" isn't supposed to be interested in. That's probably why older women are wanting to see it with their s.o.
    It's pretty sad if you can't tell your man what turns you on, and even sadder if he won't make it happen.