$500 Doesn't Buy Much in the Way of Porn Stars, Howard

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    Nikki Delano? Raven Bay? Amy Brooke?

    Who? These are porn stars?

    These segments are usually lame enough (remember The Biggest Whore Contest?) but trying to pass off three nobodies as porn stars and then listen to them moan and groan for 30 seconds on the Sybian while trying to "perform" was the lamest attempt at entertainment yet.

    If you're going to have a segment like this (1) offer a real prize so that you can (2) attract real porn stars and also (3) don't rush through the segment.

    Lame.
     
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    lucasdb New Member Banned User

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    No, please continuing rushing through any porn star segment
     
  3. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    I love how any skank who does porn is considered a "star" in the first place. There was a chick that I went to school with awhile back and everyone ran around saying that she was a "porn star". Some shithead kid in my class found out who she was and it turns out she was a stripper who did only 2 amateur porn scenes. That does not qualify her a "star" IMO.
     
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    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    what the fuck is that on the left?
     
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    Who are these trannies?
     
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    The tranny on the right has a tumor sprouting from her belly button. :eek:

    I wonder of these whores have twitter accounts? Fucking with them could be fun. :evil:
     
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    Not sure but you could drive a fucking Peterbilt between those tits. And the one on the right doesn't exactly qualify as "hot". No wonder Ronnie kept quiet during the whole segment until the end.

    Howard should forget about bits and segments and just do an interview show. That's all he's interested in anyway.
     
  9. cygnus2112

    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room Gold

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    Who was she? Screen name?
     
  10. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    If you do a clip and it appears on Youporn your a star.
     
  11. VAsiCkBoy

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    One of them gave out her twitter on the air but I can't remember the names.