540 pound man auditions on X-Factor!!!

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    He used to weigh over 900 pounds. I don't understand why he didn't audition on AGT he would have beaten out Olate Dogs. I guess the Palazzo didn't want to pay for a hoist to get him on stage in Las Vegas.

    [video=youtube;WUpWSD7krSk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUpWSD7krSk[/video]
     
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    Reminds me of a bigger Chaz Bono.
     
  3. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Paris Hilton just tweeted after seeing his audition. Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge#Fatbody
     
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    He snacks between bites
    :rs:
     
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    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    Who would pay to see that on a Vegas stage?
     
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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    When this guy wins and does a Pepsi commercial during the Super Bowl you will all be shocked. They will probably do a commercial with him consuming a vat of Pepsi.
     
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    fixed that for ya
     
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    Some people'll do anything for attention .... :facepalm:
     
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    bubba :cheer:
     
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    He sounds a lot like Clay Aiken

    and he ain't flying ANYWHERE
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    same horrible fake crowd reaction like AGT....:jj:
     
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    That fat fuck is never coming to my house!
    None of my doorways are wide enough....:coffee:
     
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    is he a Buchwald client?
     
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    Obama phone person

    hoarder

    skids

    purple feet

    sings for shit

    fat boy go away
     
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    Is he seriously singing about how it must be cold and devoid of sun in his shadow?? Wind beneath his wings would have to rocket propelled jet engine. He's better than anyone on AGT was.
     
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    [video=dailymotion;x1tqhq]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1tqhq_weird-al-yankovic-i-m-fat_fun[/video]
     
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    Hi Felchspot- how's it going? Still a dickhead, I see.
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    He was singing about his almost as fat wife.
    [video=youtube;JnBzX_99dx8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnBzX_99dx8[/video]
     
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    His mom should be in jail.
     
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    When he said did I ever tell you you're my hero, he was talking about a subway sammich. :dadance: