540 pound man auditions on X-Factor!!!

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    He used to weigh over 900 pounds. I don't understand why he didn't audition on AGT he would have beaten out Olate Dogs. I guess the Palazzo didn't want to pay for a hoist to get him on stage in Las Vegas.

    [video=youtube;WUpWSD7krSk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUpWSD7krSk[/video]
     
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    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    Reminds me of a bigger Chaz Bono.
     
  3. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Paris Hilton just tweeted after seeing his audition. Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge#Fatbody
     
  4. Cygnus X1

    Cygnus X1 Well-Known Member

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    He snacks between bites
    :rs:
     
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    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    Who would pay to see that on a Vegas stage?
     
  6. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    When this guy wins and does a Pepsi commercial during the Super Bowl you will all be shocked. They will probably do a commercial with him consuming a vat of Pepsi.
     
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    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    fixed that for ya
     
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    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    Some people'll do anything for attention .... :facepalm:
     
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    bubba :cheer:
     
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    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    He sounds a lot like Clay Aiken

    and he ain't flying ANYWHERE
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    same horrible fake crowd reaction like AGT....:jj:
     
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    That fat fuck is never coming to my house!
    None of my doorways are wide enough....:coffee:
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    is he a Buchwald client?
     
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    Feltspot Well-Known Member

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    Obama phone person

    hoarder

    skids

    purple feet

    sings for shit

    fat boy go away
     
  15. joyceface

    joyceface Queen of Everything VIP

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    Is he seriously singing about how it must be cold and devoid of sun in his shadow?? Wind beneath his wings would have to rocket propelled jet engine. He's better than anyone on AGT was.
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    [video=dailymotion;x1tqhq]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1tqhq_weird-al-yankovic-i-m-fat_fun[/video]
     
  17. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Hi Felchspot- how's it going? Still a dickhead, I see.
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    He was singing about his almost as fat wife.
    [video=youtube;JnBzX_99dx8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnBzX_99dx8[/video]
     
  19. GotSomeWood

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    His mom should be in jail.
     
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    When he said did I ever tell you you're my hero, he was talking about a subway sammich. :dadance: