58lambert58 is using a dial up connection.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by freds, Jul 21, 2013.

  1. freds

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    why else would it take 30 seconds to upload Miley Cyrus's vagina?
     
  2. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    It's a really big vagina?
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I think he posts them in some super high perv resolution so you can zoom in.
     
  5. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    This. And/Or it's stuff from some Russian 3rd World porn site. He does The Lowered's Work though, unlike OP......
     
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    Blackened Commitment to Excellence VIP

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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Lol. Freds you're a genius. Once it's uploaded, what does it matter if he used a 300 baud modem or a fiber the size of your wrist? They are big files and take a while to download. What he's connected to has nothing to do with it. :jj:
     
  10. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Slippin Jimmy VIP

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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Dude gets too many jollys over two or three pubes which are generally obstructed by shadows or some shit anyway. I don't get it.
     
  12. Napoleon V2

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    Negs for everyone ITT
     
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    i'm not a computer geek nor a genius. but when someone responds to my posts in this manner, i know i've won.




    congrats to me.
     
  14. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    No one that into dirty pictures is on dial up.
     
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    I bet he has a 56k modem with AOL as his ISP.
     
  17. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    I bet he has downloaded a few viruses to his computer. :c
     
  18. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Compuserve
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Lambert is the man though
     
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    Shit, his computer got da AIDS!!!