59-year-old Howard gives advice to 25-year-old Howard

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  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    [video=youtube;mbhX_WcrkwU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbhX_WcrkwU[/video]
     
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    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    bullshit. 59yo howard would say this to 25yo howard "Do everything just as you are, because we end up with a billion dollars. Except one, VERY important thing that will make life better for you than it has been to me. When you draft your first Sirius contract, make sure you specify that XM merger subs will be included in incentive goals."
     
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    Comments disabled :uscratch:
     
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    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    The new Howard makes me so depressed. It reminds me of my mortality.
     
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    Halloween Well-Known Member

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    I'm pretty sure 25-year-old Howard would tell 59-year-old Howard to go fuck himself if he saw what he'd become.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    25 yr old Howard says to Old Howard, "GET WITH THIS........

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    NOT THIS......

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    :snicker:
     
  7. ScottBaiosPenis

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    so to sum up his advice

    1) don't be edgy, play it safe (how the hell do you know what you might regret saying 20yrs later)

    2) dont be driven

    3) dont worry too much about doing a good job

    for years he talked about how horrified he was at seeing the old broken down dj's who had been spinning records for 30yrs and they ended up in some tiny market making no money. that would have been his career path if he took that advice. he would be a broke down old man spinnin the hits at tacoma's home of classic rock.

    for a guy who is so eager to sue someone he should start with his therapist
     
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    Did they have rogaine in 1979?
     
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    TelegramSam I love Sam's cock Banned User

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    I know, I listen to Imus mostly these day's and it's almost as bad, the guy has that whistle in his voice my grandpa did before he died. I'm interested to see whether Art Bell bucks that trend when he comes back.
     
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    That face is just hideous, I can't believe anyone would find that attractive. And Howard looks terrible too.