Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Aug 26, 2013.
bullshit. 59yo howard would say this to 25yo howard "Do everything just as you are, because we end up with a billion dollars. Except one, VERY important thing that will make life better for you than it has been to me. When you draft your first Sirius contract, make sure you specify that XM merger subs will be included in incentive goals."
The new Howard makes me so depressed. It reminds me of my mortality.
I'm pretty sure 25-year-old Howard would tell 59-year-old Howard to go fuck himself if he saw what he'd become.
25 yr old Howard says to Old Howard, "GET WITH THIS........
so to sum up his advice
1) don't be edgy, play it safe (how the hell do you know what you might regret saying 20yrs later)
2) dont be driven
3) dont worry too much about doing a good job
for years he talked about how horrified he was at seeing the old broken down dj's who had been spinning records for 30yrs and they ended up in some tiny market making no money. that would have been his career path if he took that advice. he would be a broke down old man spinnin the hits at tacoma's home of classic rock.
for a guy who is so eager to sue someone he should start with his therapist
Did they have rogaine in 1979?
I know, I listen to Imus mostly these day's and it's almost as bad, the guy has that whistle in his voice my grandpa did before he died. I'm interested to see whether Art Bell bucks that trend when he comes back.
That face is just hideous, I can't believe anyone would find that attractive. And Howard looks terrible too.