$590 Poweball Jackpot Winner Identified

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  1. Mike

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    She's 84 years old.

    Wonderful :facepalm:
     
  2. GaryPuppet

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    I love you very much grandma. I always have. :D
     
  3. knu3421

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    I'd hit it!
    :coffee:
     
  5. Divorce Chicken

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    :oldspazz: "I'm rich bitch!!"
     
  7. knu3421

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    I love you grandma can i have some money for my birthday? Sure sonny here is 10 million.

    [​IMG]Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
     
  8. joe361

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    Probably leave her money to her pets.
     
  9. itpdude

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    She'll still send a $5 bill to grandson Jimmy for his birthday.

    The old dried up cunt.

    You know what would piss me off if I were her? I'd be pissed that God saw fit to bequeath the wealth of the lotto upon me at age 84.

    Even if she lives another 20 years, who fucking cares? It's not like she can have much fun with it.
     
  10. Winston Ono

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    Howard?
     
  11. joe361

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    New law, only people under the age of 60 can claim a lottery jackpot.
     
  12. Nemo

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    [video=youtube;PO8C4Q2RS3Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO8C4Q2RS3Q[/video]
     
  13. Mike

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    She should plan out to live until she's 100 and blow every cent of it over the next 16 years. $35M+ a year.
     
  15. TehLivingDeath

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    It's always old, poor people that win the goddamn thing. Probably because they're the only ones dumb enough to play it.
     
  16. killallposers

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    that would piss me off so much. i guess if she has kids with kids (with kids?) who aren't assholes, it would feel pretty good to be able to set them all up before you check out.
     
  17. StRyDeRxX

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    She should buy Howigs Hampton house and fill it with feral cats! :kitty:
     
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    That is my greatest fear when playing the lottery that I'll win when I am an old geezer and won't be able to enjoy it.
     
  19. newcastlefan

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    TVD is claiming to be an 84 yr old woman now?
     
  20. Kool

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    probably somebody in her fam and she was voted to accept cause of all the skeletons in the closet of the real winner.