6.0 Earthquake Hits SF (Capt Janks up early)

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  1. Nemo

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    Capt Janks...:jj:





     
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    Yeah, Whatever.:coffee:
     
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    It reportedly was caused by a blast of gas from Howard Stern's ass......

    "I don't condone these calls, Robin."
     
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    fucking obama! :grouch:


































    janks got through to cnn. it was pretty funny.
     
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    ouch.

    the vigil will be held tomorrow at sunset
    :bigcry:
     
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    Capt Janks.....up early
    :jj:
     
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    Howard related because he had Earfquake on his show once
    Plus he invented eathquakes
    Plus he's gay and so is San Fran.
     
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    christ! gatgirl is going there or is there now! well she can just scrape the weed off the floor from the broken stores. no need for a hook up now :dontknow:
     
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    Howard related because his ass is rocked by an earthquake every night after the bus boys go home.
     
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    As a veteran of several very large quakes, I don't even roll over for anything less than a 5.5.

    However, a 6.1 is a pretty good jolt.

    If you're in that area, be careful of aftershocks and falling debris that was loosened by the initial quake.
     
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    Why doesn't CNN have caller id. It would take a few seconds to find out that the call is coming from the Philly area by the area code.
     
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    Stammering shithead, "Good Morning, well because of the early morning, uh..such it was so early in the morning". He's no ARM.
     
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    "WHOSE buttcrack? Howard WHO?"
     
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    I can't wait to hear what Howard has to say about this Capt Janks call.....................................sometime in September
     
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    See you down in Arizona Bay
     
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    Janks is retired. Does Howard still have a daughter there?