Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by ltd86, Jun 11, 2013.
Tonighr, three guests that aren't even worth tge efforr
Did they drive you to drink?
I feel his pain though. "Legendary hip-hop attorney", what the fuck is that?? And why would we care?
They should just fire the quite useless booker, stop with the homeless "guests" off the street, and take phone calls. ARM, Rod, and Ben alone provide more entertainment than the guests.
And we all can agree that the show is really funny only when Artie's riffing away with staff or alone.
I'd been dozing for the first half of the show or so but my eyes popped open when I heard ARM and especially when he mentioned, "We're conspiracy theorists over at Dawgsalooon." Ha. I did enjoy hearing people console Artie and his maid story, and Nate Bargatze's story. But otherwise I agree that the listener calls were pretty strong tonight. Back to nursing my cold and dozing in and out of consciousness...
Yup Artie riffing is far and away best part of the show.
lol no that's not a bad idea though. maybe jack can make me care what alaa abdernaby has to say
I would love to hear more from Nick from New Jersey. I can't get enough of the old crazy bastard,
Opening was great; bitter, depressed Artie is hilarious. He's comparing himself to a dying hippo about to be eaten by hyenas and Bocchetti starts to chime in, Artie says in lethargic disgust, "Oh my God, here he is."
Holy shit you're right. Fucking dying over here.
When he said the bit about the hippos skin hardening and slowly rolling over to die and the hyenas using his penis as the entry point to the "innards" I was laughing out loud big time hah, thats the funniest visual ever
FUCKING LEGIT, ARM.
Haha, never new Six Flags had a Zoo Za Zoo roller coaster.
Just starting on this podcast, the first five minutes are not something you want to listen to while eating lunch...
For a second I thought we were going to have a Not My Bro moment with Bochetti, except I actually believe Bochetti is dumb enough to think these women really like him and/or Artie (and not the fame/exposure/money). Hey, she supposedly looks like Jennifer Gardener.
I have to say, I'm the biggest Duke hater going, and this interview is really pissing me off. I can't tell if Artie buys into the Coach K bullshit or just doesn't feel like arguing with a guest.
Funny the guy who only washes his hair when he gets it cut is talking about hygiene.
nice call by ARM.
all i could think of after that, is a Jon Ritchie parody of his Artie Lange Show Theme song, based on 'Angry Boner'......
"Angry boner,..... go away......."
Gee, just about any song called "Angry Boner" would be a home run. Not sure I'd want to see the video though.
Make a box set with "Detachable Penis".
Edit: And "Angry Boners" is a way better house band name than "The Scathing Tweets".
Angry Boners is awesome. We need one of the regular callers to suggest it.
Jon Ritchie Tribute Band - The Angry Boners or it's a Scathing Tweets Tribute band
I think they have to be a three piece band too.
Artie's maid forgot to flush.
"It looked like a Mexican rabbit had been there... It looked like Speedy Gonzalez had taken a dump."