Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Jun 17, 2013.
Lisa Heeb is a guest . . .
sleep or stay awake then try to catch a nap...
i'm too freakin up
Jesus Christ, have some respect for your elders.
And the childless women who are old enough to be their moms.
I'm trying to stay up....
I imagine loads of imaginary sex talk. And Howard saying every 5 minutes that she's "Hot" and has massive "DD Breasts" . . .
I know. It scares me too . . .
ahh just figured out when i'll be sleeping
I don't mind Lisa so much, by my fucking god, could we PLEASE get a new, interesting guest for once?
Same fucking stable of 15 people come in.
I'll try and tough it out for a little bit, but I'd almost rather listen to acid bubble in my ear canal.
What could possibly be so interesting about Lisa G's life that I have to pay $17.25 and read about her childhood to find out?
There's a new guest 'Derrick from Houston' these days. He has a thick Southern drawl.
Lisa G's Life = Never had sex. Has no money. Has no career. Thinks she's a pastry chef. Pretends she's young and hot. Pretend she has DD breasts. Pretends she's happening and relevant. Ashamed to be Jewish so she turns Lisa Glasberg into Lisa G. Never settled for anything less than a Jewish multi-millionaire/billionaire. Thus she never married as a result . . .
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P.S. Will die alone surrounded by cats in her shitty apartment until the landlord breaks open the door to collect his rent. Because she has no friends or close family who cares about her to see if she's still breathing . . .
I mean really these better be the best cookie recipes of all time.
Don't bet on it . . .
good morning peoples