6-22-2013: Howard blogs about his foster cat Tarzan

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Jun 22, 2013.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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  2. Murphy

    Murphy mglw'nafh fhthagn-ngah VIP

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    Yeah, right "settled in".

    It's not obvious that she's forcing him to be on her at alllllllllllllll. :rolleyes:
     
  3. F Vick

    F Vick Stuck up cunt Banned User

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    His writing is that of a child.
     
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    This can't be real.
     
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    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    Just buy a ranch and retire. Ya old Queen.
     
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    870 SAT score.

    :jj:
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    And everyone wonders when the "Fall" Began...................This cunt has successfully killed "Howard Stern"..............All this because he cared what a doorman thought.................
     
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    Summed up very eloquently
     
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    Oh please....this is the life Howard always wanted.
    His fault 100 percent!
     
  10. Ice Hole

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    That fucking doorman!
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Howard always curses out the people who "adopt" pets and then give them up.

    Maybe they are just "fostering" them.

    Or is "fostering" some new PC jargon used to satisfy the animal rights extremist who insist that we can't "own" any living creatures?
     
  12. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    rebel rebel
     
  13. Sickboy

    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    They have absolutely nothing in common.
     
  14. Yeahnolisten

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    Must have been pleasant for Howchie declawing all those cats.
     
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    I "found" Tarzan's twitter account. I like the cat...

    [​IMG]
     
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    Yes Howard, That is the face of a kitten that has settled in for a nice long nap...
     
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    Oh man someone needs to shop a cat ranch scene with Hope along Howard on bethback
     
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    Where have I seen those "Fingers" Before, Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I wonder....................
    [​IMG]
     
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    Howard just wants a "mom" to take care of him and dump his neurosis on and who also is "arm candy" to show how successful he is to everyone. If he gets both of those, he'll put up with anything.
     
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    I remember his rants about people adopting children. That they can never really love them like their own and how the kids grow fucked up and resentful. So apparently it's now okay to adopt...as long as they aren't no human. :facepalm: