~6.26 HSS Listening thread: Do women know about shrinkage?~

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Jun 26, 2013.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    jerry seinfeld stops but

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    Do women know about shrinkage?"
    "What do you mean, like laundry?""No...""Like when a man goes swimming... Afterwards...""It shrinks?""Like a frightened turtle.""Why does it shrink?""It just does.""I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."- George, Elaine and Jerry, in "The Hamptons"


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  2. Herc

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    Howard: I used to watch your show all the time Jerry . . . :facepalm:

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    Truth: Never watched one episode back in the 90's . . . :secret:
     
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    Howard: Your Stand Up Act was better than Sam Kinison's Jerry . . . :facepalm:

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    Truth: Bullshit. He never said that . . . :secret:
     
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    Howard To Jerry: I never goofed on you or your teenage Jewish girlfriend with the big tits Jerry. Who was only 17. I swear, I swear. Produce the tape . . . :facepalm:

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    Truth: Had Jackie write a song about it. Called him a child molester back in the day . . . :secret:
     
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  5. Ruffypup

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    What does it take to become a Civil War buff?
     
  6. Herc

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    Howard To Jerry: I never goofed on you or called you a hypocritical Jew because of your obsession with buying Porsche's. Even though their German Cars. And we shouldn't support our former oppressors . . . :facepalm:

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    Truth: False. Howard goofed on him back in the day for this as well . . . :secret:


    P.S. Howard buys German Cars too. Even though he hates the Germans. He bought an Audi. Which is a German Car as well. And we all know Howard is a Hypocrite already . . .
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  7. cbeefyt

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    We all know what Howard's selling, but what would Jerry gain from hopping in the shitty bed?
     
  8. hoodwink

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    How many minutes in to the show till dicknose mentions "Nazi-Jew-German-Holocaust-Antisemitic"??? should be any everyday guess cause I dont think there's ever been a show w/o it....
     
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    Have fun listening, masochists.
     
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    There's never been a show without it. A variation of this theme or keywords are mentioned everyday . . . :coffee:
     
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    hoodwink Well-Known Member

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    exactly!! even the old shows... always some reference to jew this, jew that...
     
  12. hoodwink

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    on a side note, dunno if ppl were still wondering about Mambo man without a mustache, but I found a bit w him...

    [video=youtube;vQlLb-1yJNg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQlLb-1yJNg[/video]
     
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    Good morning.:)
     
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    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    morning ugh
     
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    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    I have never figured that out.
     
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    Art Grandiloquent Bloviator VIP

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    ...and the transformation of Dawg's Saloon and the listening thread is complete.
     
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    How big is Kramers cock?
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Robin was right for a change.
    AGT sucks!
    ....:lol:
     
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    Goo morning all
     
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    Let the pain begin.