6-7-13 ALS Thread

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by ltd86, Jun 7, 2013.

  1. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Tonight's guests are Jets safety Bret Lockett, Patriots DB Devin McCourty, and music from Oceanographer. Something must be wrong because I actually know who McCourty is, not that I care what he has to say (especially in June).
     
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    octex Well-Known Member

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    Great another Jet. Hope there is no Tebow and Cromartie's kids talk.
     
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    Big fucking hey now. Pouring here in NJ, in....
     
  4. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    All sports and a band from nowhere? Maybe we should talk Linux instead. :)
     
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    Oh god please let Mike belt out Swing Low Sweet Chariot
     
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    Made this while bored at work today and sent to Art, thoughts?[​IMG]
     
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    My Dawgs! Great first 30 mins / Got a run down for ya:

    key to the preshow silence: Tune In / Resume whatever your doing... 2 mins later LOUD ASS guitar rift... yowza! that'll wake ya up.
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    Mike is so lazy, he called his mom and asked his 74yr old mom w heart disesase and lukema? to bring him UP some food / she brought him green tea and a banana //YES! take that buddy!

    he wanted a bacon double cheeseburger and fries?! Mike has GOT to stop. Ive never really cared about him before. but hes got to understand a proper diet, clean food, eat to live. all that cliche weight loss shit eventually starts making sense-his twitter followers should try to wake him up, but ... like artie... we kinda like em the way they are. ugh. i hate thinking about that... i want artie to get .. "better"? Thin?.. no... any comedian that was fat then becomes thin is always shunned. seth rogan is my only thought tho. im sure i must be wrong.
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    "new fangled cell-u-lar phones" Thats the artie lingo i want to hear
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    Mike rides a bike? who rides a bike? def not mike... an agnry briker that rides by tourists.. and yuppies and knocks their coffees out of their hands?! what the fuck!
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    Jon does that too.

    Jon is walking with his wife... he is pissed that people seem to NOT get out of HIS way and they expect JON to move... so he says to his wife "watch this, the next guy will just run right into me expecting me to move." "2 secs later" A 60 year old asian guy walks into JR... he BOUNCES off? and falls down. Asian says "you tryng to push me down?"

    arties comments i caught... "so is this the type of guy you want to make an example of?.. why not pick on a person the same size and age?" hahaahah

    so JR is like "why should i move?" artie "why should he move?"

    jon: from now on, no one move.. ill surivive!
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    mike, insane comment about why knt elbow or kick him?

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    i think transcribing mike bochetti is imposssible, and i have just made a decision to never try again. i will find no joy, misunderstanding is the key

    mike wants to sing "Sweet Chariot" - reminds me of VACATION the movie.

    PDS / TGS, loved your thoughts in the Xbox1 thread / I'll keep playing my former Xbox1, now called "original xbox" DOA fo'life

    :please guests.... be interesting:::
     
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  8. John

    John Member VIP

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    I'd like to see Mike get into a fight with a 60 year old asian guy on the street. The asian guy would probably end up getting the upper hand.
     
  9. Artiessobriety

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    first segment was hilarious. do you guys think it'd be an appropriate time for a Bocchetti under/over on when he dies?. I dislike the lazy fuck but wouldn't wanna see him die soon. that being said I've got my money on him barely making 55.
     
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    What a worthless fucktard of a human being that fat piece of shit is.
     
  11. BenFromClifton

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    That mullet photo of Ritchie looks like a mug shot of any male eagles fan after getting arrested in the mid 90's for starting a fight in the 700 level of the Vet
     
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    Oh, its Pie-O-My & Tub-O-Lard!
     
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    John Dirtè
     
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    cwok Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    sorry guys if you dont find this funny/lols get me thru the day/this is per the emahgerd translator "artie lange"
    [​IMG]
     
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    lots of radio shows dont use google to answer 'basic' questions... is it for entertainment,, or incompetence? /(they should search for the answer to that hotel riddle)/ or is it that im a fun-hater, that likes to spoil puzzles without even trying by using my smartphone to search for the solution..
     
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    "See, Falato isn't the only guy who wears chaps"

    The over/under should be his trip out to Los Angeles. I'm giving it a push.
     
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    Thanks for the run-down. I missed most of the first half of the first hour and then numbed out with the rest of it on in the background, even with the riddles. But I get what you're saying about Artie and Mike's health. I have high hopes for Mike -- weight loss is doable. It would be awesome if they showed Mike and Artie guzzling green smoothies instead of whatever pasta the latest chef is toting. And maybe have them do yoga moves or push ups, like with Liz and when someone played ping pong with Will Shortz. I would love to have either of Mike or Artie's talent and jobs; if they made it that far, I think they could totally put their minds to losing weight if they wanted to. And their back stories are so interesting; it brings to life the triumph of being on the show and the humiliation that it fosters...

    The one part I'm still conflicted about is whether it's any of my business about Artie and his drug addiction. Should I pretend to even know what is going on behind the scenes? Is it okay for me to enjoy the show knowing this man might be sick? But if being sick means constantly recovering, who am I to judge?

     
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    "What do you and your horse get a big laugh out of that?"
     
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    Neckfat and Nunez was painful but fun to listen to. Please bring in an improv coach and lose Artie's fake accent (or have some reason for it)...
     
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