"60 is the new 32" - New York Daily News article features "32-year-old" HOWARD STERN

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  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure Old Man Stern had nothing to do with the writing of this article ... :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

    60 is the new 32: Stars like Christie Brinkley and Denzel Washington join 'senior' class in 2014


    But rather than aging out of the limelight, they seem to be more vital than ever

    "Howard Stern's 60th-birthday bash at New York's Hammerstein Ballroom in January was the event of the season."

    http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/60-new-32-leading-stars-article-1.1728653

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  2. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Buchwald/Hamptons bucks in action...........It's nauseating.........
     
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    $500k is the new $10million. or something like that.
     
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    Howard looks 72.
     
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    32? :jj: unbelievable
     
  7. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    32 what?
     
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    "The fashion industry is changing. After years of dieting fads, the thin look is out, curvy models are in. Women are rejecting the male-dominated notion that all women should look like [insert latest popular skinny chick name]."

    Lather, rinse, repeat. Variations of this story and the "[Older] age is the new [younger] age" have been reappearing every few months for decades.
     
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    wiggy gets hard thinking about guys looking at his photos
     
  10. Anfkid

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    Bingo

    next weeks feature will be "older males and plastic surgery increase sex appeal and libito"
     
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    The only 32 year olds who look like Pelican have AIDS.
     
  12. Samurai

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    Or maybe Howard looks like a 32 year old pelican? (average lifespan 10-25 years)
     
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    "Howard Stern's 60th-birthday bash at New York's Hammerstein Ballroom in January was the event of the season."


    ‚ÄčEvent of the season? What season is that, flu season?
     
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    He looks like fckn Skeletor with a wig.
     
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    My thoughts exactly. January is quite the month for soirees.
     
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    If he's 32, I look absolutely SMOKING for 38. :dance:
     
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    Kathie Lee looks bloated.
     
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    Any sixty year old who tells you he feels like he's 32 is totally full of shit.
     
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