Sports 7-foot, 440-pound high school football player

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  1. The Booey

    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    Howard related because, you know, Howard is a faggot. :hehe:

     
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    Mongo small pawn in big game of football.
     
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    "Beer can thick."
     
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    Too bad he's gonna drop dead.
     
  5. Winst

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    Take out his legs etc.

    The bigger they come....the harder they fall down....and hopefully not directly on top of you.
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    Guy looks clueless out there lol
     
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    He's pretty big.. I guess..
     
  8. unclefreddy

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    This kid is a senior at M.L.K. High School and he's not Black. Go figure.


    Reminds me of Grossburger from STir Crazy
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    Big lumbering idiot. Slow. One step to the side takes care of him. I wouldn't draft him.
     
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    I'm sure Saban sent him recruiting letter at birth when he was a 12 lb baby!
     
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    The biggest mass murderer in history of the whole Southwest?

    Lovely singing voice...

     
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    When you're that big, the only thing that matters is your balance and legs. Dude should just concentrate on lower body and core and he'd be a beast in d1
     
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    Candy-Gram for Mongo, Candy-Gram for Mongo.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Yeah so true, you have to go low on a guy like that. No way you are going to beat Goliath up high.
     
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    Yeah, the huge guys can't play Pop Warner so they usually enter high school without any skills. I used to just swim past them back in the day.
     
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    I work with a guy named Andy Graham.
    true story
     
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    No reason any kid should ever play pop warner. Nothing you can't learn by starting in High School and stupid to risk injury.
     
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    Circus freak
     
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    He'll be dead soon.
     
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    I disagree a bit. Because of the weight limit, the Pop Warner is a different sport. For the smaller kids, it gives them some knowledge on how to handle bigger kids. For the bigger kids, they have to watch their weight to be able to play. If I didn't have Pop Warner as a kid, I probably would have been 20 pounds heavier. It whipped me into shape way more than the other sports could.