7 Scientific Reasons Diagonally Cut Sandwiches Are Better

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  1. Mlaw

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    1. The diagonally sliced half is optimized for dipping in a variety of soup containers.

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    2. Mutual support in a vertical setting maintains overall structural integrity in the hours leading up to lunch.

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  3. Sternac

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    thats only 2
     
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    I don't eat soup out of a coffee mug so the first point is FUCKING BULLSHIT
     
  5. Butcher

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    This thread should now be closed :grad:
     
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    The second one is good
     
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    3. Hypotenuse length maximizes tongue-to-sandwich-filling contact area.

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    :shit: thread. Stick to eyetalian food topics.
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Hmmm
     
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    4. Longer fissure span means increased chance of creating a melted Cheese Bridge.

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    5. Triangle structure creates an obvious grab zone.

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    :jj: Okay now this is turning into an infomercial
     
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    6. Acute corners allow for four perfect initial sandwich bites.

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    7. The initial corner consumption sets up two ultimate bites of unmatched, crustless perfection.

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    How about not cut at all


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  16. Mlaw

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    what kind of animal are you :nooo:
     
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  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Some sandwiches don't want to be cut

    Some sandwiches just want to watch the world burn



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  18. BrulesRules

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    I love how our food expert can't even properly make a grilled cheese sandwich :jj:
     
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    Besides the first reason, I'd say these are pretty much right-on.
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    It was my first time