7 Year Old Guitarist

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  1. Anonymous007

    Anonymous007 Well-Known Member

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    Sweet child of mine has become the new stairway to heaven for new guitarists.
     
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    But can she do a weekend heroin bender like Slash?
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    What I would have given to have been able to shred in high school.
     
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    I should've been playing guitar at 7. Instead of Star Wars toys.
     
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    Friggin Awesome.
     
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    Dumbass dad didn't tune the guitar to E flat and he made it more difficult for her.
     
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    Good for her. She could grow up to be this chick.

     
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    Put fucking headphones on her so we can hear what she sounds like. I know what the song sounds like. Do you know how awesome I am when I drown it out with the original song? Well, not as good as her, but still, you have a hard time telling I'm total shit.
     
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    They are amazing, but I'd rather listen to a Venom album. I don't care how great they are, guitar masturbating is so boring.

    For the first 20 seconds it sounds like they are trying to pin down an Iron Maiden riff, but keep over thinking it. I keep wanting them to continue into "Iron Maiden" or "Be Quick or Be Dead", but they never do :mad:. And Steve's moves. Jesus, did he learn those from Billy Squier? Oh, and I would like to bone that chick. Very much. She can do all the guitar masturbating she wants if it means she'll ignore my fondling of her.
     
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    She messed up the solo.

    Sounds like shit.
     
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    Future lesbian.
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Sucks. Too soft on the fingers,timing sucks. Stick to "Mary Had a Little Lamb", cunt.
     
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    Howard after just watching this video clip and telling Beth he is giving up playing guitar as a hobby. He gave up chess for the same reason, some kid in the sixth grade destroyed him.

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    Great for a 7 year old, but please, stay away from bends until your fingers are stronger.
     
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    You would have to get in line behind Richie Sambora to bone her.
     
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    Or do more bends to practice and get stronger.
     
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    That was the best
    She really had the sweetest expression on too.
    So impressive and cool
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    She's adorable.
     
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    This 6 year old is way better