7 years married today! the sterns tweet....

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by tired, Oct 3, 2015.

  1. tired

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    Bryce Happy Kimbragiving

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    Did they go back to Le Cirque and have scrambled eggs and caviar?

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    WTF with her armpit?!?! :eek:
     
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    Howard celebrated by wearing his reflective safety wig !
     
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    I think I finally cracked the secret code about Beff's clavicle--it's a natural nesting place for Wiggy's enormous nose--looks like his nose is heading for a landing. They are literally a perfect fit.
     
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    She will have polyester burn on her face
     
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    Mike in Houston I got more balls than the daily lottery.

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    The wig is strong with this one.
     
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    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    they've never looked happier...
     
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    I don't have the hatred as some of you.....but the thing that gets me the most is she seems like a real lame lay. No licking pussy or ass. No magic thumb up the butt. No anything until after the 3rd bath of the day. No dirty talk. He's pretty much confirmed all that.
     
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    What do you think he keeps Ralph around for ? His great taste in clothes ?
     
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    Or more fake. She's got the selfie stick and 'sleeping face' and he's...well he is just being wiggy as can be. Two dicks. Oh joy, we got fake married for the third time. Three fake anniversaries. Best part, Beff, nobody knows but us. hahaha.. :puke:
     
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    For all his bluster and sexual bravado, Howard has zero sex life. Beth opens her legs two to three times a month--tops--and allows him 45 seconds or so to get it done already. She's already over him in a big way, but the money...the money.
     
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    only SEVEN???? god- it's like an eternity!
    I was listening to Jackie one day and then Craig Gass the next ...and then Artie?
    Seems much longer than 7 years -maybe since Private Parts?
     
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    3 more years till payoff hang in there beef
     
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    The itch starts....now!
     
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    Awww young love. :love:
     
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    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    If I could photoshop, I would put 7 almonds in her clavicoe for Wiggy to eat. His body needs some sustenance. :grad: