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  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Here's another song I wrote in college. This is prolly my favorite one. Key of D.

    7 chipmunks twirling on a branch
    Eating lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch
    Seven!

    7 wonders of the world there are
    If you wanna see 'em all, then you gotta travel far
    Seven!

    7 days of Hanukkah the Jews celebrate
    If that's not enough, the greedy bastards want eight
    Seven!

    7 p.m. is the time we're gonna rock
    If you can't tell by the sun, then you better get a clock
    Seven!

    Not 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, or 10
    Just 7, 7, 7!

    7 dollar tip on a hundred dollar meal
    You're getting off cheap, but how's the waiter gonna feel
    Seven!

    7 silver bullets in the clip of my gun
    I shot a werewolf in the heart with the very first one
    Seven!

    7 feet tall on the basketball court
    But he climbed a bean stalk and the giant called him short
    Seven!

    7 is the name George wants to give his kid
    But he didn't get to do it cause Susan's cousin did
    Seven!

    Not 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, fuck!
    I said sevennnnnnn!
    Seven!
     
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  2. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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  3. Beffquus

    Beffquus Scripta sunt in stellis Gold

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  4. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    That clinches it ... you need a vacation! :D (It's actually very creative ... I can barely even count to seven)
     
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    Beffquus Scripta sunt in stellis Gold

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  6. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    The back story to the last chorus is that I wanted 3 members of the band to sing the chorus in a staggered harmony. It was supposed to be identical to the first chorus, but the lead guitar player kept instinctively saying "seven, fuck!" because he was messing up. Then I changed the final chorus to reflect that as a joke.
     
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    Take that vacation.
     
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    lol...there's a back story
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Good times. Some of my fondest memories are of band practice.
     
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    Stag Well-Known Member VIP

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    MrPACS Well-Known Member

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    Noine
     
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    Quedee Wise Ass Extraordinaire

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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    this thread is hard to click into :grad:
     
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