70 yo woman up for a party arrested with 4 lbs of coke in her panties

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  1. chapped

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    Booty call! 70-year-old woman arrested at JFK for smuggling '4lbs of cocaine in her panties'
    • Olive Fowler was caught by police at JFK airport on April 12 after taking a Caribbean Airlines flight from her hometown in Guyana to New York
    • Authorities said they spotted her 'sweating profusely' and 'avoiding eye contact with officers' so they decided to pull her aside to conduct a search
    • It's estimated the drugs found in her panties have a street value of more than $73,000
    • She now faces federal narcotics smuggling charges


    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...gling-4lbs-cocaine-panties.html#ixzz3XyJEJQq8


    NEW YORK (AP) — Authorities quickly found out why an arriving passenger at Kennedy Airport was so nervous: She had 4 pounds of cocaine hidden in her girdle and underwear.

    Authorities said Monday that 70-year-old Olive Fowler seemed nervous when she arrived in New York from Guyana on April 12. Customs and Border Protection officers escorted her to a private room at the airport and found the cocaine while they were searching her.
     
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    'sweating profusely' and 'avoiding eye contact

    Now I know that Benjy smuggles coke into the studio.
     
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    I wonder what it took to jam the goods into her dry snatch.
     
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    Should we smell it just to make sure?o_O
     
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    Nice! :D
     
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    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Moxie and this....
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    I bet some dirtbag son/grandson/daughter/granddaughter is behind this.
     
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    That wasn't coke. It was just the dust off her ancient pussy.
     
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    You're probably right; I hadn't considered this. Otherwise why would she be nervous?
     
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    Where's the story about Betty White enjoying a dog?

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    You guyz see Dumb and Dumber 2 yet? ... The old lady in the nursing home! :D
     
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    "You bring some coke in your girdle and giant panties, we call a hooker...have a party"

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    We've got to pay attention to Sophia, but let's have fun ....

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    Get cuh-razy
     
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    It saddens me that at some point in my life I will be satisfied with getting 70 year old poon.
     
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    70 years old and panties in the same sentence.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Who are you kidding..."at some point"
     
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    lets
    hire a hooker. Let's get crazy, get some coke.
     
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    The label said store in a cool, dry place.