720 lb. woman happy with her weight

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  1. dawg

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    She would probably be over the moon if someone gave her a bucket of Popeye's too
     
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    She will be dead soon. I feel sorry for her @AnimalGod
     
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    I ain't paying for her diabetes meds. You have officially waived all health insurance and public assistance help if that shit is premeditated.
     
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    Was that 50/50 ground beef?

    It had the consistency of Play-Doh.
     
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    I've never come so close to vomiting while watching a video here..... :puke:
     
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    Isn't she on the new cover of sports illustrated or some shit?
     
  8. Lou Loomis

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    "There's some good pussy under this gut :ohno: "
     
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    She should eat some broccoli rabe.
     
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    how does she wash off the stank?
     
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    lol
     
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    It Isn't the size of the ocean it's the motion of the ocean.
     
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    dude...she IS the moon.
     
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    I'd hit it
     
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    I didn't watch, but she reminds me of this chick a dude at my old detail shop used to date. I met her at or company Christmas dinner party, and her jugs were so big, she put the plate right on her rack. I was a little drunk, and started laughing so hard they asked me to excuse myself until l could regain my composure
     
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    Chigs The finest in the Nation Gold

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    oh, and....four beers
     
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    Bring a bad of flour.
     
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    She thanked the lard
     
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    Why would you need a bag of flour to hit that?