77 yr old man rams his shoppin cart into 65 yr old scooter man for hoggin xpress lane

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    This was at Wal Mart, see?

    http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/free/20140114florida-man-express-lane-rage.html

    [video=youtube_share;59hKQ7MoML0]http://youtu.be/59hKQ7MoML0[/video]

     
  2. Tommy

    Tommy New Member Banned User

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    He'll be in the same cell as the movie shooter.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    This guy needs to get out of the voice over narration business.
     
  4. Stan Beeman

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    felony battery?

    I think Mr. Warmth pulled this stunt (ramming carts) once
     
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    i mostly thought old people were nice, but i live in an old people's area, and when i say hello, i only get helloed back about 50% of the time.

    hurts my feelings. :nocheer:


    SAY HELLO TO ME BITCH! :mad:












    :jj:



    i'm thinking that if you were an asshole at 20, you'll be an asshole at 80.

    i just nod and smile at them now. fuck em.
     
  6. Ano

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    I bet the old curmudgeon can't use the self check-out lane
     
  7. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    There is pain here. :emperor:
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    theres an assisted living neighborhood thats connected to my hood & on certain afternoons they bus them the short ride over to the piggly wiggly for groceries, :facepalm:, they should be avoided at all costs. I drive a little further to the next one when I see that disaster unfolding.
     
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    Who can? Those things never work correctly.
     
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    Tommy New Member Banned User

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    Are you afraid of getting beaten up?
     
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    He's white, old, and he's not going to take it anymore
     
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    Florida Man!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hat:
     
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    i tried it once.
    i had to call the lady over to help me.



    :jj:
     
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    i shop at around 6 a.m.

    just me and a couple other people. when i go shopping there later in the day, i'm about to lose my mind. '



    move the cart.
    stop chatting and hogging the aisle.
    HOW FUCKING LONG DOES IT TAKE TO DECIDE WHICH ONE TO TAKE?


    fuck!


    of course i just stand there politely and smile.
    oh no, no problem...take your time.






    early shopping keeps my blood pressure low. :)
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    part of the grocery experience is looking down milf shirts & the old fuks just get in the way.
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Tuesday is senior discount day at Fry's here. They give them free coffee and they had an organist playing in the store once. One old man got all upset because he didn't get a discount on his stamps or his liquor.
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    I was in Whataburger once and an old white guy flipped out on a crying baby. "SHUT THAT KID UUUUUUUUP!" I thought the young moron dad and the old guy were going to come to blows.
     
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    Yeah that voice over guy is an epic faggot. :wtf:
     
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    something always doesn't scan
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Do you guys have deep, throaty voices like Brett Somers? I didn't even know she was married to Jack Klugman. Their kids must have really crusty voices.