800-pound man orders pizza, booted from hospital

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  1. P-B

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    WARWICK, R.I. —An 800-pound Rhode Island man says he's been kicked out of a hospital's in-patient weight loss program for ordering pizza.

    Steven Assanti, of Cranston, says he is addicted to food and has been enrolled in a weight loss program at Rhode Island Hospital for the past 80 days. He says he's lost more than 20 pounds.

    The 30-year-old Assanti said he ordered pizza Tuesday as a reward for his progress, a violation of the plan's rules. He was asked to leave and is now living in the back of his father's SUV.

    His father says social workers are trying to arrange for Assanti to stay at Kent County Hospital through the weekend. He says he cannot afford to put Assanti in a hotel and they're considering a Massachusetts apartment complex.

    http://www.wcvb.com/news/800pound-man-orders-pizza-gets-booted-from-hospital/35719584

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    I'm going to the gym :hat:
     
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    That poor SUV
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I actually know that guy. He's a piece of shit that totally frauds the system. He needs 8 people to carry him up the stairs to his apartment. Then when he gets up there.......



     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    He got kicked out of every hospital in Massachusetts so he is now ripping off Rhode Island.
     
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    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    fat fawk. Probably voted for hope and change twice.
     
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    In my defense, the pizza wasn't that great tasting.
     
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    how do you get that big?
     
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    People like that should be boiled alive in peanut oil.
    AKA The isis treatment for infidels.
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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    he's not that broke if he can afford harman kardon stereo equipment :fil:
     
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    What do politics have to do with this? Do you have Obama on the brain?
     
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    He probably eats after 7 PM :no:
     
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    The amount of greenhouse gases emitted from his pie hole and lower gi tract have to account for the glaciers melting and Jerry Browns global warming end of the world scenarios.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    is that the same Cranston where Freida Felcher is from?

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    :hersh:
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    :wtf:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    so you're saying he is the overweight Ryan Lever?
     
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    Peanut oil is expensive but delicious. A worse punishment would be corn oil.
     
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    I use peanut oil to cook steak
     
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    Spending the prime of his life being 800 pounds. :facepalm: