Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Bro, Aug 20, 2012.
calm down, Bro
Count me in.
eat shit, faggot
Can't wait bro!!!
guy hit on the river.
and kanye crossed it to get here
no all in with 4 queens beware of the aces
18 mins left.
Can't wait, 8 pm central time, I'll be there.
we got it the first hundred times. fuck off.
10PM 1k + 50 buy in.
Bro stopped by Spencer Gifts.
For decades, hippies have sworn by the mind-freeing effects of the lava lamp. Well, if the lava works so hypnotically well, imagine the whole volcano! Actually, you don’t have to imagine – here's one we prepared earlier.Move over Mount Etna! Stand aside Vesuvius! The Mini Volcano is set to erupt in offices across the country. It's a fabulously frivolous USB accessory you can plug in and enjoy wherever you have a laptop or PC!
Ever heard of a micro-meditation? No? OK, well that's coz we made it up! But we truly believe it is possible - simply stare at the molten mountain to clear your mind in just minutes. Similar to watching waves breaking by the seashore, the gentle ebb and flow of the Mini Volcano will help transport you to that "happy place" whenever stress threatens to take hold.
Or you could give it as a gift to the boss' PA – that way she can plug it in and use it as a signal to co-workers that eruption is imminent and they should stay clear or completely evacuate.
Assembly couldn't be simpler. Just add one part dishwashing detergent to two parts water, via the filler hole at the top. Pop on the cap and plug in to your nearest USB and voila! You've got Krakatau on your desktop – only much, much smaller and not at all lethal!
And unlike the real thing – the Mini Volcano has its own on/off switch so there's no need to unplug (and of course, no need to run for your life).
So why a Mini Volcano? It's as the mountain climbers and volcanologists say "because it's there". Add it to your arsenal of USB assisted entertainment today!
The Mini Volcano is powered via USB cable (included), features a power switch and is approximately 15 cm tall by 8 cm wide. It recreates an erupting volcano effect using luminous red "lava" beads in a liquid solution.Please note: Not suitable for children under 3 years old due to small parts which may constitute a choking hazard.