9/17/2013

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by KimChee, Sep 17, 2013.

  1. KimChee

    KimChee New Member Banned User

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    The DICE MAN! Have not listened or watched in awhile, but this should be a good show.
     
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    octex Well-Known Member

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    I just hope they don't hijack Dice's time by talking endlessly to Mike.
     
  3. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    You know they will. I'm sure Mike not knowing any Rodney jokes will come up at least once.

    Is it just me or is his skin getting greasier lately? It's starting to get a sheen to it like whale blubber
     
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    octex Well-Known Member

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    His instagram is so fucking creepy with the extreme close ups. A caller even pointed out last week that he had an eye booger on his nose.

    Last time Diced fucked with him for wearing a tie. I'm sure he'll be wearing one tonight since he's trying to "bettah himself".
     
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    Mike's skin is disgusting. I bet a close-up would show blackheads and zits galore.:puke:
     
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    movie premiere week. the machine's watching
     
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    I feel sorry for Bocchetti's shirts. He obviously is too fat to fit an undershirt under there, so the shirt is directly exposed to his permanently-sticky-with-sweat skin to the point that he has to peel it off every night. The poor buttons, being stretched to the point of bursting; every breath he takes, pulling the threads holding the buttons together with the force of two monster trucks. Those pitiful armpits, being perpetually bombarded with a combination of skintags dripping sweat the consistency of molasses onto his armpit hairs so unwashed and unkempt that they have formed tangles thicker than grapevines and the putrid stench of expired gouda and rotten eggs. He probably melts his shirts just sitting in the sun for an hour.
     
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    Wow this show is fucking hilarious with Dice.

    I pray that he takes over as announcer after Bocchetti has his heart attack/stroke/aneurysm.

    Only 2 guests and no band. Less really is more.
     
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    Nice. Did you see the one he sent to the Twins' sister?

    MIKE BOCCHETTI ‏@JEW_LIPS 9 May @CarolineCanavan I can't find XXXXL shirts in thrift stores, but I get cheap sheets to wrap Jews in before I bury them in my back yard.

    The sister's account used to be open, there were a bunch of dopey pictures of the twins and there stupid dog on there.
     
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    octex Well-Known Member

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    It even looked like he didn't have the buttons lined up correctly last night. What a moron.
     
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    octex Well-Known Member

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    Dice was awesome!! That's how you do an appearance. So different from that boring Kurt Metzger from Monday's show. I mean seriously, who would want to go see the guy perform stand-up after that appearance?

    Even when Dice's career was in the toilet he would not have been on this show as a 3rd banana/announcer.
     
  13. Undercarriage

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    I noticed that too. I'm leaning towards it being a bit because you'd think someone there would let him know before he appears on tv. He's gaining weight too.

    Art in rough shape this week too. :( I hope he doesn't run himself into the ground on his book tour.
     
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    octex Well-Known Member

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    Will Mike blame those tweets on ARM?
     
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    As the founder of this site, he MUST take responsibility!