9-Year-Old Girl Gives Birth To Healthy Baby Boy In China

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Apr 2, 2012.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Friend of the show and intellectual superior to Beth....... random Chinese girl gives birth at the age of 9

    :facepalm:



    For the record this 9 year old is as much a freind of the show as Brad Pitt


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  2. Scott

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    Serious question... can a 9 or 5 year old breast feed a baby? They don't have breasts. Or do they sprout them early for the occasion? :scratch:
     
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    Interesting question, hormones being what they are. I'm trying to figure out how the hell a 5 year old ovulates...
    I mean, I KNOW how. But HOW? Puberty at 5?! :weird: :nooo:
     
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    Disturbing.
     
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    No doubt. I wish one of our Saloon doctors would get in here and explain how often it happens that girls this age can produce an egg. And have they ever seen anything like that? I know puberty ages have dropped in the last couple decades, but damn. :eek:
     
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    ask this guy maybe? :dontknow:

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    And after they discover said child ovulates, who exactly takes it upon himself to impregnate her??
     
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    (quick and dirty...)
     
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    I had teenage daughters, and this is fucking freaky. :weird: I'm having all kinds of questions running around in my noggin here... :eek:
    I'm guessing napkins over tampons? :nooo:

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    You really gotta twist yourself into a pretzel to spin a story like this as anti-Beth and Stern show.

    It's the only thing you can think about. Stop posting.
     
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    Have some negs, faggot.
     
  14. chapped

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    :haha:
     
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    Unlike you, I don't care about rep system. I don't even understand it, really. I say what I believe, regardless of how people might receive it.

    You guys are too busy slapping each other on the backs over lame shit to engage in some critical analysis. It's a shame.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    fixed
     
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  19. TehLivingDeath

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    Negging you is a public service. By keeping you in the deep red, new members (and yes, we get them all the time) will know that you are a shithead, and not to be given any credence. It's like putting a red dot on a pedophile's house on Google.

    Now, if you will excuse me, I need to rep everyone in this thread so that I can neg you again.
     
  20. HowieStearn

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    yep, this place is all about engaging in critical analysis :worried: